Well that's unfortunate. The bear was on such an impressive streak, tying the previous record of 27 days. That previous 27-day streak...

The Saga of the Sad Alligator continues in 2023. It's good to see he's a little less sad, partly because of his friendship with Croc, but...

Check out my Instagram Top 10 posts (by number of likes) of 2022. Part 1 is HERE and Part 2 is HERE.

This is not a rare two-toed sloth, it's a common two-word sloth. Yes, sloths are adorable, but the sad fact is they're not very bright....

Three important takeaways here: 1) Sharks don't want socks for Christmas. 2) Whatever gift you give an octopus, it's never enough. 3)...

Being an Elf On a Shelf isn't the joyful job many people think it is. The spy game is a rough business.

Marine scientists have determined that a great white shark can smell blood on a manatee's cheek from many miles away. But I'm sure this...

At least 30 times a day someone asks me: "How do I know if my horse is defective?" Sadly, it's always the same guy asking me that, and...

Not to toot my own horn, but this comic provides great insight into the glorious process of making art.

Nobody's perfect, so please don't judge these creatures. We'll leave that to the legal system.

I couldn't help myself. I just had to do a sequel to my "Is that a bear behind you?" comic. I posted that one on Instagram on Aug. 25,...

Cow owners should make sure their pastures are as green as possible so that cows won't be tempted to go searching for something better.

Happy Halloween to all you witches and ghosties ... and other creatures of the night (and late afternoon). Wishing you many treats during...

If you give this comic any thought, it really starts to unravel. First, how is the mummy using the toilet with all that wrapping in...

If there's anything more terrifying than a shark leaping out of the water in front of your face, it's that same shark offering you some...

Let's hear it for the dogs who have very effective alarm systems, which they use when their patience is wearing thin ... especially when...

Does a bear shop on Etsy? Highly unlikely. Also, I'm not sure you can buy human ear necklaces on Etsy. So ... I'm a little suspicious of...

Penguin humor! It's exactly what the world needs at this moment in time, right? A big Thank You to those ice hole penguins and that ice...

Did you know October is Sad Alligator Awareness Month? You didn't? That's because it's not. But it should be. Here at Captain Scratchy,...

Dogs should be forgiven for barking at waffles. And they should be EXPECTED to lose their minds over bacon and other greasy food items.