Humor on a Roll

I must agree that KillPuss is a big improvement over Muffin.

Kevin seems to be descending into udder madness.

I have to say Kevin struck the right note with this pun.

Here's hoping Carl has a quick recovery!

Who's a good boy? Not Kevin.

That's some searing humor, Kevin.

Actually, Kevin is spot on with this one.

He's got to get some new material.

My advice to the grads: Don't listen to that bear.

Kevin's level of pun-ishment has become biblical.

Avoid eye contact with Kevin? Impossible.

This is a friendly reminder to keep your front door locked when there's a weird bear in the neighborhood.

Watch it, Kevin. You might start and intergalactic war.

The accidental addition of that drunk dancing horse makes Kevin's circus so much better.

That's some low-level pun work, Dr. Kevin.

I don't think their hookup is ironic, and I don't think it's coincidental.

Kevin's wordplay is almost criminal.

The suspicious mole is not amused.

Don't worry, Janet. I'm sure it's not the wine. You just happen to have a very special dog and cat. (wink)

Kevin does! And it's good to see the horse doing prop comedy!

I could watch that horse dance for hours!

I can relate. I've had my hibernation hair more times than I can remember.

There are many more unbearable medical puns and wordplay on my Instagram!

But it might be okay if you hug someone else's dog too.

More witty wordplay from Kevin to lift your fowl mood.

Kevin will be milking these jokes until the cows come home.

No dancing around the issue: Kevin's wordplay is awesome!

This one might break you.

I have a feeling the sight of that KFC will make someone chicken out.

Kevin loves that bovine wordplay. How dairy!

Kevin needed to take a breather from delivering those unbearable puns, so I'm taking this opportunity to salute the beloved sea cow on Manatee Appreciation Day (which is a real thing). I have a soft spot in my heart for this adorable floaty potato, which is fitting, because Manatee has soft spots all over its squishy body.

Kevin loves the kind of wordplay you can sink your teeth into.

Well, at least it's better than seeing a shark doctor in this condition.

This pun is almost as painful as oral surgery.

That's some hare-raising wordplay, Kevin.