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Humor on a Roll

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45 minutes ago

Escape Room Challenge During Bear Week

There's no escaping the fact that Captain Scratchy's first-ever Bear Week is being celebrated on the Captain Scratchy Instagram account....

2 days ago

Meanwhile, on Captain Scratchy's Instagram ... It's BEAR WEEK!

Captain Scratchy's first-ever Bear Week runs from Monday, Dec. 4 through Sunday, Dec. 10. New bear cartoons and comics every day, as well...

5 days ago

Bear and Chicken come to an agreement

That agreement also involves Bear not eating Chicken (probably because Bear is still full of turkey).

Nov 28

When Toast Met Avocado

This was inspired by the fact that I ate avocado toast for the first time just a few months ago. I give it a (greenish) thumbs up! By the...

Nov 27

Shark is getting fed up with seal's wordplay

Shark is really tired of that “seal of approval” pun. Plus, he’s hungry. All in all, it’s bad news for the snout-riding seal.

Nov 25

Fat Pants didn't save Thanksgiving for Bear

Bear is gonna need some new fat pants. 😮 I hope everybody had a great Thanksgiving!

Nov 22

Turkey has a Thanksgiving dinner suggestion

I'm with the turkey on this one. If you give me the choice between pizza or turkey, I'm flipping you the bird.

Nov 20

Bear's offer seems great, but read the fine print

I appreciate Bear for being so honest ... and for being so enthusiastic about promoting that limited time offer.

Nov 17

For these penguins, the adventures never ... end?

I’m sure some penguins have days filled with non-stop adventure and pulse-pounding thrills, but not this day and not these two penguins.

Nov 15

It's good to be king ... or queen ... or cat

This cat on a throne is one of the first cats I ever drew after becoming a freelance cartoonist, long before I joined Instagram. His name...

Nov 13

Great white shark gets some marketing advice

The hammerhead always nails it. Great white sharks just aren’t capable of successful self-promotion.

Nov 10

Meanwhile, at the horse restaurant ...

It’s so sad to see such close-minded people who think horses aren’t capable of running a restaurant. Those horses keep their hooves very...

Nov 9

Don't buy what this bear is selling

What kind of misinformation do you think the bear is trying to sell? I'm guessing it’s something like “I won’t tear off your arm when you...

Nov 6

Dog shows appreciation for those cute outfits

What a sweet thing for the dog to say! Let’s not spoil the moment by pointing out that those aren’t specifically poop-watching outfits.

Nov 2

Baby Shark learns to appreciate the beauty of fall

At least Baby Shark learned to appreciate that the sound falling leaves make is “FLUMP!”

Oct 31

Is Dr. Frankenstein a monster? You decide

Dr. Frankenstein was the monster all along. Or are you one of those weirdos who like ketchup on scrambled eggs?

Oct 30

Do you believe the dog or the werewolf?

They both seem a little suspicious, if you ask me.

Oct 27

Pumpkin not happy with hungry squirrels

It's National Pumpkin Day! Squirrels have their own unique way of celebrating.

Oct 25

The Halloween costume that all the cool people will be wearing

I found this awesome manatee costume at Spirit Halloween, but then I realized I was just dreaming of a perfect world in which this would...

Oct 22

Shark meets ghost (again), and it doesn't end well

I don’t claim to host the most ghost posts, but every now and then I get in the Spooky Season spirit and I post one or two just to say...

Oct 19

Cat needs to schedule the morning routine

The cat has a busy schedule, so nailing down a specific time for every task is important.

Oct 17

Igor gives Dr. Frankenstein a helpful suggestion

Dr. Frankenstein is lucky to have Igor (or do you spell it Ygor?) to provide such useful assistance.

Oct 15

Another day, another wrinkle for this dog

You might think this dog is a Shar Pei, the breed renowned for its excessively wrinkled skin. But it’s actually a previously smooth dog...

Oct 12

Just another Friday the 13th at the office

Happy Friday the 13th to those who celebrate. I hope your celebration doesn’t consist of being ritually stalked by an unstoppable killing...

Oct 10

These skeletons might tickle your funny bone

No, you’re not a bonehead if you didn’t realize the so-called funny bone is actually the ulnar nerve, which rests against the humerus...

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