When the elephant in the room isn't that big of a deal
Fun fact: A gorilla and a bear will draw a little more attention than an elephant during a business meeting, unless the business meeting...
13 hours ago
Dog and Chicken don't see eye to eye
Why can’t Dog let Chicken cross the road without making Chicken feel self-conscious? These two have a very complicated relationship.
3 days ago
It's just a picnic. What's the worst that could happen?
And you thought ants were annoying.
5 days ago
When a horse and a bear play cards
I'm not sure Kevin understands the rules of this game.
Apr 11
Reflections from a cat in a box
I’m so happy cats love to sit in boxes, because I enjoy drawing cats and I enjoy drawing boxes.
Apr 9
When a bear helps a horse on a bad hair day
Yes, even horses have bad hair days. If they’re lucky, they have a bear friend who can provide a little moose.
Apr 7
Even a bear can sense humans' stress
It's probably the sharpened claws? What else could it be?
Apr 4
When a potato just isn't doing its job
Cheese fries are always a viable option.
Apr 2
Would you kiss a bear's potato?
It's not weird unless you make it weird.
Mar 31
Maybe this so-called 'wise man' isn't so wise
Also, a real wise man wouldn't have such a ratty robe.
Mar 28
Is that a group of horses or a buffet line for a bear?
I’ve done several variations of this comic, including the original “Is that a bear behind you?” and “Is that a manatee behind you?” In...
Mar 26
It's time to play "Is This a Horse?"
The answers just might surprise you.
Mar 24
Dr. Hot Dog stumped by wiener condition
I’m always supsicious of a doctor who use terms like “goop” and phrases like “what’s the deal with …” I’m also suspicious of doctors who...
Mar 21
Shark, Manatee see horse
And to answer the horse's question: Yes, they probably are drunk.
Mar 19
How a bear celebrates St. Patrick's Day
Some bears (including Kevin here) have all the luck.
Mar 17
When a bear milks a joke in the presence of a cow
On behalf of this cow, Kevin and the entire Captain Scratchy staff (me), I apologize for this udderly awful pun.
Mar 14
Dog ready to embark upon warm-weather plan
The weather is warming up in my neck of the woods, and all the neighborhood dogs are ready to bark at pond squirrels.
Mar 12
Rivalry between great white shark and hammerhead gets ugly
Good to see Manatee providing some comfort to poor hammerhead.
Mar 10
Wow! It's the debut issue of Kevin Magazine!
This is a must-buy if you can find it. (Spoiler: You won't be able to find it.)
Mar 7
A frog is VERY disappointed with its soup
That restaurant needs to do better.
Mar 5
Might want to send back those frog legs
I drew this one years ago. Easy joke, but I do like the frog's expression.
Mar 3
It's a fluffy day on the couch
That woman won't be getting off the couch any time soon, and she's fine with that.
Feb 28
When you give a dolphin chainsaw
Here's one from the archives that I reposted recently on Instagram. It's creating a lot of buzz ... maybe because of a certain someone...
Feb 26
A manatee, a shark and a bear walk into a restaurant...
Fun fact: No matter how many times this trio visits this restaurant, they never get the same server twice.
Feb 24
When a bear meets a goose on a moose
Sometimes Kevin has trouble distinguishing between reality and his trippy visions, but I’m pretty sure the Moose-Goose combo is the real...
Feb 21
Shark paints a portrait of Manatee
Here's the product of five years of fine art school.
Feb 19
Aliens abduct a cow, but what about Carl?
Anybody else feel like sailing away these days?
Feb 18
This bear knows how to win his Valentine's heart
That fur is going to get a good soaping. Happy Valentine's Day!
Feb 14
Does a bear do its business in the woods on a very snowy day?
I admire Kevin’s commitment to doing his business, but I wish he’d commit to wearing snow pants and boots on days like this. Anyway,...
Feb 12
Bear boss disappointed by latest results
Seriously! What kind of business are they doing in the woods? Oh ... never mind.
Feb 10
When a bear's fashion statement reveals too much
Way too revealing, I'd say.
Feb 7
All the cool bears are wearing potato hats
We now return to The Continuing Adventures of Kevin and His Beloved Potato.
Feb 5
There's a confused horse at the front door
To be fair, it's an easy mistake to make.
Feb 3
Is January over yet? Does it even matter?
It’s been a while since we’ve seen these two orginal Captain Scratchy characters, Rufus (the dog) and Rick (the cat). Now I know why:...
Jan 31
A lonely bear in a cardboard box
You’re right, Kevin. People can get it for free almost anywhere. And yet, some people are willing to pay dearly for it.
Jan 29