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Humor on a Roll

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41 minutes ago

How to identify different kinds of cows

If I called this a cow-toon or a cow-mic, would it put you in a bad MOOOOOD?

2 days ago

Shark doesn't lose focus

Congratulations to Shark for not being deceived. Kevin has acquired many food items from many victims using his Flying Monkey Trick.

3 days ago

Sleepy cat not ready to think out of the box

Unsnoozing is so hard to do.

Sep 6

Are you ready for some football? Shark isn't.

I'm super excited for the 2024 football season, and my hope is that the Bears finally have a quarterback who is better than a shark with...

Sep 4

Kevin is overwhelmed by his to-do list

Acquiring more fudge is much harder than you would imagine.

Sep 2

When you want to horse around, but pool days are fading fast

Come on, Shark. Don't be rude.

Aug 30

When a morning person meets a still sleepy bear

I might be alone in thinking this, but does Kevin look even more intimidating in his Pooh pajamas?

Aug 28

Shark is fascinated with Octopus brains

I feel sorry for Octopus ... and anyone with a brain.

Aug 26

Dachshund takes offense over a certain nickname

Mess with this doxie at your own peril.

Aug 21

Two horses walk into a bar ...

Do you appreciate horse humor? Please don't say NAY!

Aug 19

A cute badger has taken the witness stand

Yes, I know this one is extremely silly (especially for anyone who doesn’t get the joke). But I kinda like the badger. Pretty sure it’s...

Aug 16

Bear puts his best foot forward while crashing picnic

Kevin loves picnic season. This is a redraw of an old favorite. In the original, the bear was not Kevin, but the offer was the same.

Aug 14

I'm very sorry about this kangaroo

I’m sorry. When I drew this kangaroo, I had no idea she’d be so rude.

Aug 12

Expulsion from Paris Olympics is tough to bear

Kevin's time in Paris wasn't a total loss. He was able to sneak plenty of French fries, French toast and French onion dip into his travel...

Aug 7

It's a gold medal for Manatee!

I’ve been watching way too much of the Olympics. How about you? Glad to see Manatee bring home the gold. Well deserved!

Aug 5

Sharks in synch with Olympic spirit

Just add human swimmers to Synchronized Sharking, and you get another new event: Synchronized Screaming.

Aug 3

Kevin files a disturbing report from Paris Olympics

I don't want to suggest that the Olympic organizers have something against bears, but let’s be real. Kevin has trained for years to...

Jul 31

Bear witness to something fishy at the Olympics swimming pool

Yes, Kevin made it to Paris for the Olympics. And it looks like he’s making some slight rules adjustments that might be advantageous to a...

Jul 29

Shark is the bear-er of bad news for Olympic hopeful

Are Kevin’s Olympic dreams crushed? Or will he find a way to bring home the gold from Paris? I wouldn’t count him out for a medal in...

Jul 26

Shark might get distracted in Olympics swimming event

This is a reminder of why sharks are banned from competing in the Olympics.

Jul 23

Look out for Lookout Point in the woods

It’s another “bear hiding behind tree” cartoon! Why? Because I can’t help myself.

Jul 22

Chicken recognized for heroic effort

Take a bow, chicken. You earned it.

Jul 19

Bear offers free 12-step program!

Seems like it's an offer this guy can't refuse.

Jul 17

Hot dog doctor is stumped ... and hungry

I have a weakness for hot dog cartoons. And it just so happens that July 17 is National Hot Dog Day! Doesn't that toast your buns?

Jul 15

Shark sighting comes a little too late

I wrapped up Shark Week on my Captain Scratchy Instagram account the other day. It was Jawsome!

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