Humor on a Roll

Wet dog smell has ruined many romantic evenings.

Ugh. Jokes like that should be sent to a galaxy far, far away.

The situation is surreal, but the pun is gold.

Apparently, one size fits all.

Good to see the animal kingdom benefitting from Kevin's wordplay.

If so, suit yourself.

Would it be so bad to let the big guy take a load off his hooves?

Well that's something.

Sometimes the numbers say that it's time to change your team's strategy.

I guess that is a shark’s idea of a “romantic dinner”.

If I had to guess, I'd say Kevin is about to add to his hat stack.

This is actually accurate information, but probably not what the guy was looking for.

Screaming into a colander just might turn into a trend.

Kevin doesn't give a hoot about who gets credit for this one.

Kevin knows stuff and he's not afraid to prove it.

Stop it, Kevin. Just stop it.

Hey guys! YOU HAVE MASSIVE CLAWS! Just sayin'.

The truth hurts, especially when it's delivered as pun-ishment.

I don’t know why Manatee seems so surprised. He hangs out with Shark so often, this can’t be the first time he’s seen a bucket of hands.

Even teachers can learn something from this furry fellow.

Yes, it was sad to see the Chicago Bears’ season end Sunday night, but I’m grateful for the thrill ride this team provided. Even in the heartbreaking loss to the Rams, Bears fans were treated to another Miracle Moment from the electric Caleb Williams just before the end of regulation. Just another highlight Bears fans like me and Kevin will store in our memory banks forever. Sorry to see that Kevin accidentally ate his emotional support potato. I hope he finds a suitable repl

Kevin might not be a people, but I am … and I have no idea how to explain to the aliens what is wrong with us people.

I would suggest moving your chair farther away from the cat's chair before engaging in a cat chat.

Kevin can't stop gloating about the Bears' wild win over the Packers ... and about his magical potato.

I’m not sure why anybody would take career advice from a bear wearing “I Love My Potato” pajamas, especially when that bear is widely known as a pun-loving goofball.

This remains the only blobfish comic I’ve ever done. My apologies to the entire blobfish community. Shark and Manatee should know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In the world of blobfish, this one might be a real thirst trap.

My original Guide to Cat Facial Expressions was a game-changer in the field of cat facial expressions. But it just scratched the surface, much like a cat scratches many surfaces (including human faces). This is a follow-up guide, finally complete after months of dangerous cat face research.

So many of us make new year resolutions, but how many of us keep them for more than a few hours? Congratulations to Shark!

Here's hoping your party plans don't upset the fur babies.

Cats know best, especially when it comes to box life. The wine doesn't hurt, either.

I hope you had a great Christmas and maybe even got a head-start on your re-gifting for next year!

Let's hope Little Horse isn't a little hoarse for very long. Merry Christmas to all!

Ugly? NO! Any sweater featuring Manatee is beyond beautiful!

I can understand that guy's reluctance to experience the performance.

Putting a Christmas sweater on a typical dog? Usually no bid deal. Putting a Christmas sweater on a typical cat? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!?