- 3 days ago
Dog and cat in a staring contest
When dogs and cats engage in staring contests, it's usually a given that the cat will win within a few seconds. But when the element of a...
- 5 days ago
Mastering the dog commands
Leaving the house isn't easy when you have a dog who knows all the basic commands.
- 7 days ago
Glad that Shark Week has ended
I just finished a run of eight straight days of Shark Week episodes on my Instagram feed, and boy are my arms tired. The Shark Week...
- Jul 16
A shark walks into a doctor's office...
Aaaahhhh! Shark Week takes a serious turn, as we pause to remind you that sharks need to make better choices about what they eat, lest...
- Jul 14
Wait until the shark finishes its coffee
Today's helpful hint: Go swimming before sharks have had a chance to finish their morning coffee. You don't want to be in the water AFTER...
- Jul 12
Very excited about Shark Week 2021
And so it begins: Shark Week 2021. Yes, that's why you're noticing sharks getting more excited than usual, breaking out into huge toothy...
- Jul 9
Service at the sloth restaurant is a bit slow
Yes, the service is a bit slow, but you hang in there because the food is so good and you want to support sloths in the workforce. Plus,...
- Jul 7
A horse looks for a roll in the hay
A horse walks into a bar looking for a roll in the hay but his intentions are misinterpreted and he has to explain himself and it's all...
- Jul 5
Dog loves drunken holiday cookouts
It happens. Grilled meats are dropped during drunken holiday cookouts and dogs are instantly on the case. It seems like justice for the...
- Jul 4
Dog hides from Fourth of July fireworks
You’ve got to feel sorry for dogs on the Fourth of July. They’re terrorized by fireworks, AND they have to watch their humans stuff...
- Jul 2
Cat aces the job interview
The job requirements for the position of cat are pretty straightforward and most cats are cool with those requirements, so the interview...
- Jun 30
Gross! A fish brushed up against his leg!
Yuck! I hate it when a fish brushes up against my leg when I'm in the water. Maybe not as much as I hate it when I'm eaten by a shark,...
- Jun 28
A horse walks into a restaurant...
I don't mean to be rude, but he does in fact look like he was raised in a barn. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Anyway, it's...
- Jun 25
A bear walks into a restroom ...
Someday bears will take revenge on cartoonists for all the "Does a bear shit in the woods" cartoons. But until then, we'll keep them...
- Jun 23
Cat admits mistakes were made
It's refreshing to see how honest and straightforward the cat is about its activities. What's not so refreshing is the cat's penchant for...
- Jun 21
A Dad Bod shirt for a dad bod dad
For any dads who got a Dad Bod shirt for Father's Day, don't despair if it's a little snug. That just means it's perfectly accentuating...
- Jun 20
Cheeky dad keeps the kids busy
Without being too cheeky, can I butt in and wish all the dads a Happy Father’s Day? For those of you who like to crack open a cold one,...
- Jun 18
A hot dog visits Dr. Wiener
Dr. Wiener doesn't usually resort to calling his patients idiots, but he flipped out at the sight of ketchup on a hot dog.
- Jun 16
A quick check of the shark's teeth
Never fall for a shark's "Do I have something stuck in my teeth" trick. But if a shark asks you to give it a thorough tongue scraping,...
- Jun 14
The cat celebrates Flag Day
Look! The cat remembered that today is Flag Day! No, check that. It’s the same flag the cat puts up every day.
- Jun 11
Chicken smells a trap
You'll be happy to know that the chicken decided not to put all of its eggs in one basket, avoiding certain disaster. Sadly, a few hours...
- Jun 9
At one with the couch cushions
It really is a good idea to get up from the couch at regular intervals. The intervals I choose are Monday from 2:30 pm to 2:45, and...
- Jun 8
A night out with a horse
Sure, it seems like a silly question. But everybody's having a little trouble getting into the flow of social interaction these days,...
- Jun 4
The Not So Busy Beaver
It's embarrassing how we've bought into the myth of the "always busy beaver" when in fact it's the "always getting their drink on...
- Jun 2
Good Cat Advice from Doctor Fuzzy Face
It's no surprise that Dr. Fuzzy Face has been voted "Best Cat Doctor" by the readers of Healthy Cat Magazine for five years running....