- 6 hours ago
The cat creature returns to taunt the sharks
Terror on the open sea comes in many shapes and sizes, including medium-size kitty in a box.
- 5 days ago
Horsing around until the mood is killed
I think we all have learned the hardest of lessons: Never call a horse Sugar Lumps. It's also probably not a good idea to invite a horse...
- Sep 13
Sharks aren't good at football
Sharks are good at a lot of things, but throwing a football is not one of them. To prove my point, ask yourself how many NFL quarterbacks...
- Sep 9
The most terrifying creature in the sea ... and sharks
Is there anything more terrifying than a cat staring you down as it sits comfortably in a cardboard box that is floating in the sea? No...
- Sep 6
When a pug met a wiener dog
That pug has no right to make fun of the innocent wiener dog. Has the pug even looked in a mirror? Hey, I love 'em both, and I'd say...
- Sep 3
A dolphin goes to the shark side
I feel I might be getting carried away with my shark cartoons. But after watching Jaws for the 12 (or 15th or 18th) time last night, I...
- Sep 1
Can't bear the Baby Shark song
It's a lesson we all need to heed. NEVER sing "Baby Shark" to a baby shark. They find it annoying and demeaning, and they will most...
- Aug 30
A shark is what he eats
I don't want to say that the guy deserved it because of the Garfield tattoo, but ... actually I do want to say that.
- Aug 27
Hiking in Peek-a-Boo Woods
This answers the question: Does a bear play peek-a-boo in the woods? Not that anybody has ever asked that before, but I think it's...
- Aug 25
They're grilling the shark
Oh my cod! I can't believe I sank to the depths of using a horrible fish pun. Let minnow if you can forgive me or if you want to put my...
- Aug 23
Bears make a quick getaway
This is based on a true story about that time two bears stole a young couple's car and picnic snacks but then felt guilty enough about it...
- Aug 20
Another unnecessary shark meeting
Most business meetings I've had to attend could have been an e-mail, so it's kind of comforting to know that sharks have to endure...
- Aug 18
A good dog, but not a deep thinker
Food for thought: The dog deserves an extra tasty meal after delivering such a snappy comeback.
- Aug 16
Bear pulls shark out of isolation
Isolation can drag down the best of us, and sometimes a good friend provides the perfect remedy. It's especially cool when that friend...
- Aug 13
Why the chicken really crossed the road
In defense of Chicken Aunt Sharon, she didn't see the oncoming beer truck because she had been doing a lot of day drinking. And before...
- Aug 11
A little horse walks into a doctor's office
I was delighted to learn that this oldie of mine recently accumulated more than 250,000 likes on a Facebook humor page. I was less than...
- Aug 9
Dogs in Bizarro World ponder bacon
I'm guessing that dogs in Bizarro World prefer to share a spinach and beet salad with a dash of zesty vinaigrette dressing, served in a...
- Aug 6
Olympic swimming with a shark
Spectators have rated it the most popular event of the Olympics, for obvious reasons. But when you actually witness it, you'll find it...
- Aug 4
A bear teaches a man to fish
Have wiser words ever been spoken, especially by a bear? If this one looks familiar, it's because I fished it out of the Old Favorites...
- Aug 2
Freestyle Coping With Modern Life
It's a grueling lifelong event, and the rules are constantly changing. For many of us, the challenges are greater than ever at this point...
- Jul 30
Dogs hope for pie in the sky
I reformatted and redrew this old favorite. I now realize it raises a number of questions: Why aren't those dogs on leashes? Why do their...
- Jul 27
A horse sits down in a restaurant...
You can lead a horse to wine but it's probably better to lead him to water if he's got an important race in about an hour and his jockey...
- Jul 26
A cow's poem for a little pig
The little pig is such a savvy poet. Such a great talent, and I didn't know it. I expected pure slop, but I was mistaken. His way with...
- Jul 23
Dog and cat in a staring contest
When dogs and cats engage in staring contests, it's usually a given that the cat will win within a few seconds. But when the element of a...
- Jul 21
Mastering the dog commands
Leaving the house isn't easy when you have a dog who knows all the basic commands.