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Welcome to the world of Captain Scratchy! I add cartoons and comics to the Humor on a Roll section below numerous times a week, and I add content to the other pages on this site regularly, so come back often to see what's new!

Humor on a Roll

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3 hours ago

Frustration for horse and chicken is no joke

This should serve as a warning to any of you who happen to be a horse-chicken hybrid who plans to cross the road for the purpose of...

3 days ago

Dolphin has a new job ... or just wanted to tell a bad joke

Shark seriously considered eating Dolphin for using that awful pun and then following it up with a wink.

5 days ago

Lazy bear decides to work from home

It's so sad when previously super aggressive bears become lazy and decide to wor

7 days ago

Manatee not amazed by shark's new trick

Manatee suddenly realized it wasn't a coincidence that his Super Glue went missing just when Shark learned how to balance a beach ball on...

Mar 17

A St. Patrick's Day meet-up with Cocaine Bear

I don’t think Cocaine Bear has much dignity left, but I do respect him for turning down green beer. Happy St. Patrick’s Day to those who...

Mar 15

The cat places the blame on an unlikely source

I took a break from creating Cocaine Bear cartoons and comics on Instagram, but I have just recently relapsed.

Mar 13

And the Oscar goes to ... Cocaine Bear?

I wrote and drew this one before Sunday night's Oscars, so I was amused by the Cocaine Bear appearance on the show. I was expecting a...

Mar 10

Penguins have a solid meal plan

Penguin Pizza Party! (With a side of garlic bread. Yum.)

Mar 8

Cocaine Bear is scary, beyond a shadow of a doubt

The buzz about Cocaine Bear has quieted down, but that doesn't mean I can't milk it for all it's worth. By the way, I don't recommend...

Mar 7

Can you really have too much of Cocaine Bear?

Ever since Cocaine Bear hit movie theaters about a week and a half ago, I've gone a little overboard on posting CB cartoons and comics on...

Mar 2

Someone is all in on the Cocaine Bear sequel

I've gotten a little carried away with posting Cocaine Bear cartoons on Instagram. Here's one of them.

Mar 1

Horse is jealous of Cocaine Bear

I've read his screenplay for Meth Horse, and I'm sorry to say it's not very good. That's partly because it's filled with typos as a...

Feb 27

Dog has big plans for the day

Looks like the dog has a solid plan for the day. And the human does too.

Feb 24

Somebody's really excited to see Cocaine Bear

Are YOU excited to see Cocaine Bear? I can't deny that I am. For a bonus panel to this cartoon, check out my Instagram. (It will be...

Feb 22

Penguin can't hide tattoo fail

After a moment, Benedict proudly exclaimed: "SAM actually stands for Super Antarctica Mammal." But then it was explained to Benedict that...

Feb 20

First date with a manatee gets very awkward

Yes, things can get awkward when a manatee spends time away from its natural environment.

Feb 17

It's not always great to have a bear standing right behind you

It's bad enough to have a bear standing right behind you, but when it's a bear that likes to tickle? No thank you.

Feb 14

When your Valentine is really hot

Here's a Valentine's Day card for you, because Captain Scratchy is all about spreading the love.

Feb 13

Shark and Dolphin reflect on Super Sunday

I couldn't resist reposting this one from last year. It's a personal favorite.

Feb 10

Good dog? No ... GREAT dog!

This is the top dog when it comes to providing emotional support ... and a bold, full-bodied wine.

Feb 8

Bad news, bears: Snack acquisitions have declined

I feel sorry for whoever has to be the bearer of bad news at the quarterly business meeting. And a note to hikers: Please give bears your...

Feb 6

Manatee enjoying vacation in warmer waters

An important reminder: Check your tub at least twice a day to see if it's being used without your permission by a vacationing manatee.

Feb 3

Groundhog has big plans for Groundhog Day

Happy Groundhog Day, to those who celebrate. I hope your day is going so well that you want to repeat it over and over and over ...

Feb 1

Worm meets an early riser

Something just dawned on the worm ... at the crack of dawn.

Jan 30

Two very different perspectives from a dog and a cat

It's good to have choices. Are you following the advice of the dog or the cat today?

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