I wish Kevin would seek better jokes.

Stop, Kevin. Just stop.

More like Misfortune Teller, am I right?

Penne for your thoughts?

Don't get hung up on Kevin's wordplay.

I used to celebrate Shark Week by posting a full week's worth of shark cartoons and comics on Instagram. I no longer do that, mostly because the resident shark of Captain Scratchy is usually drunk.

Relax, Kevin. You're almost as adorable as the internet's favorite raccoon.

That dog is in a fowl mood.

Or don't you carrot all?

I'd like to see that potato in grease.

Big mistake, Mr. Duck.

I hope you're keeping it casual.

Yep ... that's understandable.

"Simple" is an understatement.

That joke is dripping with sarcasm.

I'm sorry for planting the phrase "wiener missles" in your brain.

I recently posted a bunch of cartoons about cats and cardboard boxes. This is one of them.

It's a classic pun from Kevin.

Kevin sets the bar pretty high with his wordplay.

Oh wait. This one DOES have a point.