Kevin might not be a people, but I am … and I have no idea how to explain to the aliens what is wrong with us people.

I would suggest moving your chair farther away from the cat's chair before engaging in a cat chat.

Kevin can't stop gloating about the Bears' wild win over the Packers ... and about his magical potato.

I’m not sure why anybody would take career advice from a bear wearing “I Love My Potato” pajamas, especially when that bear is widely known as a pun-loving goofball.

Here's hoping your party plans don't upset the fur babies.

Cats know best, especially when it comes to box life. The wine doesn't hurt, either.

Let's hope Little Horse isn't a little hoarse for very long. Merry Christmas to all!

Ugly? NO! Any sweater featuring Manatee is beyond beautiful!

I can understand that guy's reluctance to experience the performance.

Putting a Christmas sweater on a typical dog? Usually no bid deal. Putting a Christmas sweater on a typical cat? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!?

I completely understand needing a wagon full of emotional support potatoes during these stressful times. Keep on rolling, Kevin.

Kevin is now wearing these jammies whenever he misplaces his emotional support potato.

Hmmmm ... I'm suspecting someone was pre-licking those candy canes.

Not cool, Mr. Squatty.

Remembering a time when Kevin was a house bear in great need of Doritos.

Kevin does ... and sometimes he just gives very honest critiques.

Made them look! Experts on animal behavior have determined that cats prank humans (and dogs) an average of 7.2 hours per day.

Waffles are good, but they are no match for a drumstick.

I'm guessing that friendship won't last past Thanksgiving.

The cat will be fine, but he's pissed.