Groundhog has big plans for Groundhog Day
Happy Groundhog Day, to those who celebrate. I hope your day is going so well that you want to repeat it over and over and over ...
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chuckingwersen
- 6 days ago
- 1 min
Two very different perspectives from a dog and a cat
It's good to have choices. Are you following the advice of the dog or the cat today?
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chuckingwersen
- Jan 25
- 1 min
When not to tell your doctor that you're a little hoarse
This particular doctor might be a little confused if you tell him that.
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chuckingwersen
- Jan 23
- 1 min
Alien has a close encounter with a cocky canine
If the alien didn't bring a doggy treat, this close encounter probably won't end well.
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chuckingwersen
- Jan 21
- 1 min
Shark and Manatee get very different messages
It's been said that "nobody's perfect", but the mighty manatee is proof that's not true.
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chuckingwersen
- Jan 19
- 1 min
The dog is on the bed for a 3 a.m. check-in
Are there any dog lovers out there who can relate to this? Fun Fact: Hallmark (Shoebox Cards) bought the rights to a slightly modified...
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chuckingwersen
- Jan 13
- 1 min
Penguin on its back might not be telling the truth
It's weird that penguins have a built-in bullshit detector, even though most of them have never seen a bull.
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 31, 2022
- 1 min
The pets aren't cool with the New Year's Eve naked dancing
I think the pets have their own New Year's Eve plan: Get super drunk and hide in the basement.
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 30, 2022
- 1 min
Captain Scratchy's Top Ten most popular Instagram posts revealed!
Check out my Instagram Top 10 posts (by number of likes) of 2022. Part 1 is HERE and Part 2 is HERE.
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 24, 2022
- 1 min
Ready to make a heroic journey for the bear necessities
Here in Scratchyville, the blizzard has hit hard. But the bear is determined to tunnel through the frozen snow to get the essentials...
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 21, 2022
- 1 min
Bear interviews for a Christmas season job
Mr. Hiring Guy is about to make a huge mistake if he doesn't look closely at the content of the bear's speech bubble.
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 19, 2022
- 1 min
Cat tries to reason with Santa
Santa should relax the "naughty" rules for cats. The Big Guy has to realize that cats are gonna cat, and that's that.
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 14, 2022
- 1 min
Bear has loads of Christmas spirit
Yes, even bears are moved by the spirit of the holidays. But we shouldn't forget that while bears might be feeling festive, they're still...
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 11, 2022
- 1 min
Dog and cat are really into Christmas, and cat is really into the egg nog
Well, it could be BOTH the magic of Christmas AND the magic of spiked egg nog.
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 9, 2022
- 1 min
Baby Manatee wants a song that rivals Baby Shark
Nothing against Baby Shark, but I find Baby Manatee adorable and I think there should be a Baby Manatee song that gets stuck in your head...
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 7, 2022
- 1 min
Bear lays down the ground rules for mauling
Hikers and campers should be more accommodating to the needs of bears, who obviously are motivated by all the screaming.
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 5, 2022
- 1 min
Never look a Defective Horse in the mouth
At least 30 times a day someone asks me: "How do I know if my horse is defective?" Sadly, it's always the same guy asking me that, and...
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chuckingwersen
- Nov 30, 2022
- 1 min
Manatee is in a hurry to migrate to warmer waters
The manatee seems to be in a hurry to find warmer waters as the temperature drops. Or maybe he's just out for a pleasure cruise.
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chuckingwersen
- Nov 26, 2022
- 1 min
Hungry for Thanksgiving leftovers, but the choices are unbearable
Anyone still eating leftovers? I suggest smashing everything together between two slices of bread to make a glorious sandwich that's...
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chuckingwersen
- Nov 23, 2022
- 1 min
Turkey feeling a little kinky around Thanksgiving
This should give you a little something extra to think about while you're stuffing your turkey.
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