I think we all have learned the hardest of lessons: Never call a horse Sugar Lumps. It's also probably not a good idea to invite a horse...

That pug has no right to make fun of the innocent wiener dog. Has the pug even looked in a mirror? Hey, I love 'em both, and I'd say...

It's a lesson we all need to heed. NEVER sing "Baby Shark" to a baby shark. They find it annoying and demeaning, and they will most...

This answers the question: Does a bear play peek-a-boo in the woods? Not that anybody has ever asked that before, but I think it's...

This is based on a true story about that time two bears stole a young couple's car and picnic snacks but then felt guilty enough about it...

Food for thought: The dog deserves an extra tasty meal after delivering such a snappy comeback.

Isolation can drag down the best of us, and sometimes a good friend provides the perfect remedy. It's especially cool when that friend...

In defense of Chicken Aunt Sharon, she didn't see the oncoming beer truck because she had been doing a lot of day drinking. And before...

I was delighted to learn that this oldie of mine recently accumulated more than 250,000 likes on a Facebook humor page. I was less than...

I'm guessing that dogs in Bizarro World prefer to share a spinach and beet salad with a dash of zesty vinaigrette dressing, served in a...

Spectators have rated it the most popular event of the Olympics, for obvious reasons. But when you actually witness it, you'll find it...

Have wiser words ever been spoken, especially by a bear? If this one looks familiar, it's because I fished it out of the Old Favorites...

You can lead a horse to wine but it's probably better to lead him to water if he's got an important race in about an hour and his jockey...

Yes, the service is a bit slow, but you hang in there because the food is so good and you want to support sloths in the workforce. Plus,...

A horse walks into a bar looking for a roll in the hay but his intentions are misinterpreted and he has to explain himself and it's all...

It happens. Grilled meats are dropped during drunken holiday cookouts and dogs are instantly on the case. It seems like justice for the...

You’ve got to feel sorry for dogs on the Fourth of July. They’re terrorized by fireworks, AND they have to watch their humans stuff...

The job requirements for the position of cat are pretty straightforward and most cats are cool with those requirements, so the interview...

I don't mean to be rude, but he does in fact look like he was raised in a barn. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Anyway, it's...

Someday bears will take revenge on cartoonists for all the "Does a bear shit in the woods" cartoons. But until then, we'll keep them...