And to answer the horse's question: Yes, they probably are drunk.

Good to see Manatee providing some comfort to poor hammerhead.

Here's the product of five years of fine art school.

Pity the horse who goes for a relaxing swim and then encounters these two. Giddy-up!

This is one of my personal favorites from my archives. It’s not often we see this side of Kevin, but I think it suits him. Shark is very...

Congratulations to Shark for not being deceived. Kevin has acquired many food items from many victims using his Flying Monkey Trick.

I'm super excited for the 2024 football season, and my hope is that the Bears finally have a quarterback who is better than a shark with...

I wrapped up Shark Week on my Captain Scratchy Instagram account the other day. It was Jawsome!

Yes, it was an awful pun, but I don't agree that the seal deserves THAT.

Never fear, Baby Shark! Papa’s got the best “guy” anyone could hope for, and Kevin always delivers.

Dolphin sure is a buzz kill. But Shark is the ultimate buzz kill.

It's true. Some sharks are really into wordplay. And eating legs.

I sympathize with the penguin. That happens to me every time I take a nap too.

I think Shark is wrong and Dolphin is right. Carl the owl is indeed superb. How many owls are brave enough to hang out on a shark’s...

The selection in Shark’s Little Free Library is predictable, but you can’t deny that’s some good reading! For some strange reason,...

Bear Week wrapped up almost a week ago over on the Captain Scratchy Instagram machine, but Manatee is still singing its praises.

Shark is really tired of that “seal of approval” pun. Plus, he’s hungry. All in all, it’s bad news for the snout-riding seal.

The hammerhead always nails it. Great white sharks just aren’t capable of successful self-promotion.

At least Baby Shark learned to appreciate that the sound falling leaves make is “FLUMP!”

I don’t claim to host the most ghost posts, but every now and then I get in the Spooky Season spirit and I post one or two just to say...