Let the big guy take a few sips before you start flappin' your jaws.

Hang in there, Kevin. You'll have the spotlight back soon enough.

This was my 2,500th post on Instagram. I should have done better.

The notorious Guess Who Shark is excited about the fact that this Friday (June 20) marks the 50th anniversary of Jaws premiering in...

Being a great white shark who is trying to lose weight is not always a day at the beach.

Memorial Day is considered the unofficial start of summer, which means beaches are opening for the season. Normally, that would be cause...

Bob's podcast is mostly the sound of him chewing.

If Shark doesn’t do something about that drool problem, Kevin might get a little cranky.

Fun fact: No matter how many times this trio visits this restaurant, they never get the same server twice.

If Shark seems jealous of the otters, it's because he was wishing someone would hold his hand. And then he realized he doesn't even have...

SharkBear seems unstoppable in all kinds of conditions, but sometimes hot cocoa and marshmallows are needed for refueling.

Pity the horse who goes for a relaxing swim and then encounters these two. Giddy-up!

It’s heartwarming to see four of our Captain Scratchy friends gather together for Thanksgiving dinner. That turkey sure is moist, and...

Come on, Shark. Don't be rude.

I feel sorry for Octopus ... and anyone with a brain.

I’ve been watching way too much of the Olympics. How about you? Glad to see Manatee bring home the gold. Well deserved!

Just add human swimmers to Synchronized Sharking, and you get another new event: Synchronized Screaming.

Are Kevin’s Olympic dreams crushed? Or will he find a way to bring home the gold from Paris? I wouldn’t count him out for a medal in...

This is a reminder of why sharks are banned from competing in the Olympics.

Yes, Shark Week is a thing over at Captain Scratchy's Instagram home. And, yes, this shark has quite an alibi for some bad behavior.