As if we needed more proof that sharks are the most relentlessly terrifying creatures on Earth. Seriously, what kind of beast could...

More proof that dolphins are super smart. This one wisely suggested the idea of getting a room, and the sharks are onboard with that....

Little Horse doesn't mind being called "Fun Size" ... except when it's followed by "snack." Not cool, Baby Shark. Not cool at all.

Can you blame sharks for being jealous of those attention-seeking seals, who are always showing off their ball balancing skills? Be...

A HARMLESS house cat? Don't make me laugh! Seriously ... I'm eating an enormous waffle and I don't want to choke, so don't make me laugh.

Terror on the open sea comes in many shapes and sizes, including medium-size kitty in a box.

Sharks are good at a lot of things, but throwing a football is not one of them. To prove my point, ask yourself how many NFL quarterbacks...

I feel I might be getting carried away with my shark cartoons. But after watching Jaws for the 12 (or 15th or 18th) time last night, I...

It's a lesson we all need to heed. NEVER sing "Baby Shark" to a baby shark. They find it annoying and demeaning, and they will most...

I don't want to say that the guy deserved it because of the Garfield tattoo, but ... actually I do want to say that.

Oh my cod! I can't believe I sank to the depths of using a horrible fish pun. Let minnow if you can forgive me or if you want to put my...

Most business meetings I've had to attend could have been an e-mail, so it's kind of comforting to know that sharks have to endure...

Isolation can drag down the best of us, and sometimes a good friend provides the perfect remedy. It's especially cool when that friend...

Spectators have rated it the most popular event of the Olympics, for obvious reasons. But when you actually witness it, you'll find it...

I just finished a run of eight straight days of Shark Week episodes on my Instagram feed, and boy are my arms tired. The Shark Week...

Aaaahhhh! Shark Week takes a serious turn, as we pause to remind you that sharks need to make better choices about what they eat, lest...

Today's helpful hint: Go swimming before sharks have had a chance to finish their morning coffee. You don't want to be in the water AFTER...

And so it begins: Shark Week 2021. Yes, that's why you're noticing sharks getting more excited than usual, breaking out into huge toothy...

Yuck! I hate it when a fish brushes up against my leg when I'm in the water. Maybe not as much as I hate it when I'm eaten by a shark,...

Never fall for a shark's "Do I have something stuck in my teeth" trick. But if a shark asks you to give it a thorough tongue scraping,...