I'm sorry for planting the phrase "wiener missles" in your brain.

I'm guessing he looked a lot different in his profile photo on the dating site.

He's got to get some new material.

I don't think their hookup is ironic, and I don't think it's coincidental.

The situation is surreal, but the pun is gold.

I don’t know why Manatee seems so surprised. He hangs out with Shark so often, this can’t be the first time he’s seen a bucket of hands.

So many of us make new year resolutions, but how many of us keep them for more than a few hours? Congratulations to Shark!

Ugly? NO! Any sweater featuring Manatee is beyond beautiful!

Let the big guy take a few sips before you start flappin' your jaws.

Hang in there, Kevin. You'll have the spotlight back soon enough.

This was my 2,500th post on Instagram. I should have done better.

The notorious Guess Who Shark is excited about the fact that this Friday (June 20) marks the 50th anniversary of Jaws premiering in...

Being a great white shark who is trying to lose weight is not always a day at the beach.

Memorial Day is considered the unofficial start of summer, which means beaches are opening for the season. Normally, that would be cause...

Bob's podcast is mostly the sound of him chewing.

If Shark doesn’t do something about that drool problem, Kevin might get a little cranky.

Fun fact: No matter how many times this trio visits this restaurant, they never get the same server twice.

If Shark seems jealous of the otters, it's because he was wishing someone would hold his hand. And then he realized he doesn't even have...

SharkBear seems unstoppable in all kinds of conditions, but sometimes hot cocoa and marshmallows are needed for refueling.

Pity the horse who goes for a relaxing swim and then encounters these two. Giddy-up!