chicken cartoons

Exasperated chicken is forced to lawyer up

I held off as long as I could before doing another riff on the "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke. I just can't stop drawing...

From one chicken to another: Beware of crossing the road

Years of trying to create my ultimate "chicken crossing the road" cartoon has led me here. Okay, so maybe it's NOT the ultimate, and...

Bob is trying way too hard

It's the question as old as time itself: Which came first? The chicken or the shirt that asks about asking about the chicken?

A dog's poem about delicious chicken

Of all the poems this prolific pooch has penned, this one might be my favorite.

Cat and chicken trick amazes dog

Hey! It's an oldie from the early days of Captain Scratchy, newly redrawn, remodeled, reconfigured and reengineered for these crazy...

Why the chicken really crossed the road

In defense of Chicken Aunt Sharon, she didn't see the oncoming beer truck because she had been doing a lot of day drinking. And before...

Chicken smells a trap

You'll be happy to know that the chicken decided not to put all of its eggs in one basket, avoiding certain disaster. Sadly, a few hours...

Not an Egg

Come on, Doreen! Don't be a jerk chicken. Just pull the damn string!