When you know it's not a good day to go to the beach
It's just good horse sense to stay home and play in the tub. But I feel bad for Little Horse. He was really looking forward to a beach day.
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 5
- 1 min
Horse doctor is not a doctor who treats horses
Note to all horses: If you're looking for a horse doctor who is trained to administer treatment to horses, just say nay to this one.
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chuckingwersen
- Mar 26
- 1 min
Frustration for horse and chicken is no joke
This should serve as a warning to any of you who happen to be a horse-chicken hybrid who plans to cross the road for the purpose of...
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chuckingwersen
- Mar 1
- 1 min
Horse is jealous of Cocaine Bear
I've read his screenplay for Meth Horse, and I'm sorry to say it's not very good. That's partly because it's filled with typos as a...
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chuckingwersen
- Jan 25
- 1 min
When not to tell your doctor that you're a little hoarse
This particular doctor might be a little confused if you tell him that.
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 5, 2022
- 1 min
Never look a Defective Horse in the mouth
At least 30 times a day someone asks me: "How do I know if my horse is defective?" Sadly, it's always the same guy asking me that, and...
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chuckingwersen
- Nov 28, 2022
- 1 min
Each of these animals has a confession to make
Nobody's perfect, so please don't judge these creatures. We'll leave that to the legal system.
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chuckingwersen
- Jul 5, 2022
- 1 min
Horse wants guarantee from the pool shark
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it look anything but ridiculous. I do applaud the shark for its self-control (for not...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 8, 2022
- 1 min
What happens when you find a little horse in your chair?
You're battling early-morning grogginess and you just want to sit in your favorite chair, only to find a little horse has staked its...
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chuckingwersen
- May 28, 2022
- 1 min
The cows keep teasing the horse. Or do they?
Shame on those cows for calling the horse that name (even if the name is accurate).
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 11, 2022
- 1 min
Interested in a little horse play?
That little horse play, which is titled "A Little Horse Play", is the hottest ticket in town, at least for theater-going little horses...
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chuckingwersen
- Mar 7, 2022
- 1 min
A horse walks into a bar ...
A horse walks into a bar and sits next to someone he can relate to, and his new drinking buddy never once asks "Why the long face?"
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chuckingwersen
- Feb 23, 2022
- 1 min
Alien is a pro at multiple abductions
That is some impressive abducting, but I think that alien is gonna need a bigger spaceship. In any case, he's got a lot of probing to do!
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chuckingwersen
- Feb 14, 2022
- 1 min
The Tunnel of Inappropriate Love (with a horse)
Is it wrong. YES! It is very wrong. You can lead a horse to a water ride, but it should NEVER lead to horseplay. Happy Valentine's Day to...
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chuckingwersen
- Feb 4, 2022
- 1 min
Horse isn't happy with all those horse jokes
It's nice to see Little Horse lending a sympathetic ear — or, more accurately, two very little sympathetic ears.
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chuckingwersen
- Jan 26, 2022
- 1 min
Incident at the Rent-a-Fez shop
Sometimes I feel the need to dabble in a little wordplay. Plus, fez-based humor is hot these days.
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 26, 2021
- 1 min
Annoying horse co-worker
Have you ever had a co-worker who drove you crazy by doing something annoying over and over again? Was it a horse? Was it? I bet it was a...
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 21, 2021
- 1 min
Little Horse can't sing Christmas carols
The Ghost of Christmas Past strongly suggested that I post this today. Yes, this particular Ghost of Christmas Past was a ghost horse....
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chuckingwersen
- Oct 7, 2021
- 1 min
When Little Horse met Baby Shark
Little Horse doesn't mind being called "Fun Size" ... except when it's followed by "snack." Not cool, Baby Shark. Not cool at all.
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chuckingwersen
- Sep 17, 2021
- 1 min
Horsing around until the mood is killed
I think we all have learned the hardest of lessons: Never call a horse Sugar Lumps. It's also probably not a good idea to invite a horse...
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