Horse wants guarantee from the pool shark
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it look anything but ridiculous. I do applaud the shark for its self-control (for not...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 8
- 1 min
What happens when you find a little horse in your chair?
You're battling early-morning grogginess and you just want to sit in your favorite chair, only to find a little horse has staked its...
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chuckingwersen
- May 29
- 1 min
The cows keep teasing the horse. Or do they?
Shame on those cows for calling the horse that name (even if the name is accurate).
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 11
- 1 min
Interested in a little horse play?
That little horse play, which is titled "A Little Horse Play", is the hottest ticket in town, at least for theater-going little horses...
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chuckingwersen
- Mar 7
- 1 min
A horse walks into a bar ...
A horse walks into a bar and sits next to someone he can relate to, and his new drinking buddy never once asks "Why the long face?"
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chuckingwersen
- Feb 23
- 1 min
Alien is a pro at multiple abductions
That is some impressive abducting, but I think that alien is gonna need a bigger spaceship. In any case, he's got a lot of probing to do!
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chuckingwersen
- Feb 14
- 1 min
The Tunnel of Inappropriate Love (with a horse)
Is it wrong. YES! It is very wrong. You can lead a horse to a water ride, but it should NEVER lead to horseplay. Happy Valentine's Day to...
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chuckingwersen
- Feb 4
- 1 min
Horse isn't happy with all those horse jokes
It's nice to see Little Horse lending a sympathetic ear — or, more accurately, two very little sympathetic ears.
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chuckingwersen
- Jan 26
- 1 min
Incident at the Rent-a-Fez shop
Sometimes I feel the need to dabble in a little wordplay. Plus, fez-based humor is hot these days.
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 27, 2021
- 1 min
Annoying horse co-worker
Have you ever had a co-worker who drove you crazy by doing something annoying over and over again? Was it a horse? Was it? I bet it was a...
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 21, 2021
- 1 min
Little Horse can't sing Christmas carols
The Ghost of Christmas Past strongly suggested that I post this today. Yes, this particular Ghost of Christmas Past was a ghost horse....
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chuckingwersen
- Oct 8, 2021
- 1 min
When Little Horse met Baby Shark
Little Horse doesn't mind being called "Fun Size" ... except when it's followed by "snack." Not cool, Baby Shark. Not cool at all.
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chuckingwersen
- Sep 17, 2021
- 1 min
Horsing around until the mood is killed
I think we all have learned the hardest of lessons: Never call a horse Sugar Lumps. It's also probably not a good idea to invite a horse...
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chuckingwersen
- Aug 11, 2021
- 1 min
A little horse walks into a doctor's office
I was delighted to learn that this oldie of mine recently accumulated more than 250,000 likes on a Facebook humor page. I was less than...
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chuckingwersen
- Jul 27, 2021
- 1 min
A horse sits down in a restaurant...
You can lead a horse to wine but it's probably better to lead him to water if he's got an important race in about an hour and his jockey...
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chuckingwersen
- Jul 7, 2021
- 1 min
A horse looks for a roll in the hay
A horse walks into a bar looking for a roll in the hay but his intentions are misinterpreted and he has to explain himself and it's all...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 28, 2021
- 1 min
A horse walks into a restaurant...
I don't mean to be rude, but he does in fact look like he was raised in a barn. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Anyway, it's...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 8, 2021
- 1 min
A night out with a horse
Sure, it seems like a silly question. But everybody's having a little trouble getting into the flow of social interaction these days,...
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chuckingwersen
- May 24, 2021
- 1 min
Shark is warming up the water
The world was waiting for a "shark peeing in the kiddie pool, horrifying a horse and an inebriated beaver" comic. I'm glad I was here to...
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 30, 2021
- 1 min
Leading a horse to more than water
We at Captain Scratchy do not endorse "getting carried away" with your horse, unless it's under normal circumstances in which the horse...
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