Chuck Ingwersen
When you want to horse around, but pool days are fading fast
Come on, Shark. Don't be rude.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 211 min
Two horses walk into a bar ...
Do you appreciate horse humor? Please don't say NAY!
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 291 min
Shark is the bear-er of bad news for Olympic hopeful
Are Kevin’s Olympic dreams crushed? Or will he find a way to bring home the gold from Paris? I wouldn’t count him out for a medal in...
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Chuck Ingwersen
May 191 min
Even the horse would agree that this is not a good zoo
I don't think that horse is weird, but just to be on the safe side, I wouldn't make eye contact with it.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 61 min
A horse walks into a wine bar ...
I've definitely detected notes of sweaty horse in a number of different wines, but I still saddle up and ride it out.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 311 min
Horse wants to get that joke trending again
Some horses crave attention and know just how to get it. Meanwhile, this is a bad lesson to be teaching Little Horse.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 2, 20231 min
When you know it's not a good day to go to the beach
It's just good horse sense to stay home and play in the tub. But I feel bad for Little Horse. He was really looking forward to a beach day.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 5, 20231 min
Horse doctor is not a doctor who treats horses
Note to all horses: If you're looking for a horse doctor who is trained to administer treatment to horses, just say nay to this one.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 26, 20231 min
Frustration for horse and chicken is no joke
This should serve as a warning to any of you who happen to be a horse-chicken hybrid who plans to cross the road for the purpose of...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 1, 20231 min
Horse is jealous of Cocaine Bear
I've read his screenplay for Meth Horse, and I'm sorry to say it's not very good. That's partly because it's filled with typos as a...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 25, 20231 min
When not to tell your doctor that you're a little hoarse
This particular doctor might be a little confused if you tell him that.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 5, 20221 min
Never look a Defective Horse in the mouth
At least 30 times a day someone asks me: "How do I know if my horse is defective?" Sadly, it's always the same guy asking me that, and...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Nov 28, 20221 min
Each of these animals has a confession to make
Nobody's perfect, so please don't judge these creatures. We'll leave that to the legal system.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 6, 20221 min
Horse wants guarantee from the pool shark
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it look anything but ridiculous. I do applaud the shark for its self-control (for not...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 8, 20221 min
What happens when you find a little horse in your chair?
You're battling early-morning grogginess and you just want to sit in your favorite chair, only to find a little horse has staked its...
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Chuck Ingwersen
May 29, 20221 min
The cows keep teasing the horse. Or do they?
Shame on those cows for calling the horse that name (even if the name is accurate).
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Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 11, 20221 min
Interested in a little horse play?
That little horse play, which is titled "A Little Horse Play", is the hottest ticket in town, at least for theater-going little horses...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 7, 20221 min
A horse walks into a bar ...
A horse walks into a bar and sits next to someone he can relate to, and his new drinking buddy never once asks "Why the long face?"
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Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 23, 20221 min
Alien is a pro at multiple abductions
That is some impressive abducting, but I think that alien is gonna need a bigger spaceship. In any case, he's got a lot of probing to do!
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Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 14, 20221 min
The Tunnel of Inappropriate Love (with a horse)
Is it wrong. YES! It is very wrong. You can lead a horse to a water ride, but it should NEVER lead to horseplay. Happy Valentine's Day to...
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