Come on, Shark. Don't be rude.

Do you appreciate horse humor? Please don't say NAY!

Are Kevin’s Olympic dreams crushed? Or will he find a way to bring home the gold from Paris? I wouldn’t count him out for a medal in...

I don't think that horse is weird, but just to be on the safe side, I wouldn't make eye contact with it.

I've definitely detected notes of sweaty horse in a number of different wines, but I still saddle up and ride it out.

Some horses crave attention and know just how to get it. Meanwhile, this is a bad lesson to be teaching Little Horse.

It's just good horse sense to stay home and play in the tub. But I feel bad for Little Horse. He was really looking forward to a beach day.

Note to all horses: If you're looking for a horse doctor who is trained to administer treatment to horses, just say nay to this one.

This should serve as a warning to any of you who happen to be a horse-chicken hybrid who plans to cross the road for the purpose of...

I've read his screenplay for Meth Horse, and I'm sorry to say it's not very good. That's partly because it's filled with typos as a...

This particular doctor might be a little confused if you tell him that.

At least 30 times a day someone asks me: "How do I know if my horse is defective?" Sadly, it's always the same guy asking me that, and...

Nobody's perfect, so please don't judge these creatures. We'll leave that to the legal system.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it look anything but ridiculous. I do applaud the shark for its self-control (for not...

You're battling early-morning grogginess and you just want to sit in your favorite chair, only to find a little horse has staked its...

Shame on those cows for calling the horse that name (even if the name is accurate).

That little horse play, which is titled "A Little Horse Play", is the hottest ticket in town, at least for theater-going little horses...

A horse walks into a bar and sits next to someone he can relate to, and his new drinking buddy never once asks "Why the long face?"

That is some impressive abducting, but I think that alien is gonna need a bigger spaceship. In any case, he's got a lot of probing to do!

Is it wrong. YES! It is very wrong. You can lead a horse to a water ride, but it should NEVER lead to horseplay. Happy Valentine's Day to...