Bear advice: Take two herring and call me in the morning
Four out of five medical experts do NOT recommend putting herring in your ears. (The fifth expert is a bear who somehow got a medical...
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chuckingwersen
- May 22
- 1 min
Are you SURE you're not scared of bears?
Were you taunting the bear? NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! The bear has a damn CLOWN PUPPET! Seriously. A clown puppet. I can't even.
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 26
- 1 min
Bear in the woods meets his match on the path
That's an encounter the bear won't soon forget.
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chuckingwersen
- Mar 7
- 1 min
Can you really have too much of Cocaine Bear?
Ever since Cocaine Bear hit movie theaters about a week and a half ago, I've gone a little overboard on posting CB cartoons and comics on...
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chuckingwersen
- Feb 17
- 1 min
It's not always great to have a bear standing right behind you
It's bad enough to have a bear standing right behind you, but when it's a bear that likes to tickle? No thank you.
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chuckingwersen
- Jan 6
- 1 min
Chicken tempts fate ... and a hungry bear
Well that's unfortunate. The bear was on such an impressive streak, tying the previous record of 27 days. That previous 27-day streak...
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 30, 2022
- 1 min
Captain Scratchy's Top Ten most popular Instagram posts revealed!
Check out my Instagram Top 10 posts (by number of likes) of 2022. Part 1 is HERE and Part 2 is HERE.
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 28, 2022
- 1 min
Bear finds out sloth is a little slow
This is not a rare two-toed sloth, it's a common two-word sloth. Yes, sloths are adorable, but the sad fact is they're not very bright....
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chuckingwersen
- Nov 7, 2022
- 1 min
Is that a horse standing right behind you?
I couldn't help myself. I just had to do a sequel to my "Is that a bear behind you?" comic. I posted that one on Instagram on Aug. 25,...
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chuckingwersen
- Oct 12, 2022
- 1 min
Does a bear shop for ear necklaces on Etsy?
Does a bear shop on Etsy? Highly unlikely. Also, I'm not sure you can buy human ear necklaces on Etsy. So ... I'm a little suspicious of...
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chuckingwersen
- Sep 2, 2022
- 1 min
Is that a bear behind you???
This recently became my most popular post of all time on Instagram. As I post this, it has 740,000 likes (updated Sept. 4) and has been...
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chuckingwersen
- Aug 31, 2022
- 1 min
Generous bear goes a little too far
The bear was being so generous and helpful ... but then went a little too far. Meanwhile, the manatee seems a little confused by the...
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chuckingwersen
- Aug 14, 2022
- 1 min
Shark says "See you later, alligator!"
The sad alligator returns for another heartbreaking episode. The poor guy can't catch a break. And just to be clear: Those are NOT...
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chuckingwersen
- Mar 9, 2022
- 1 min
Warning: Bears learn to use teamwork
Bears are scary enough on their own, but when they use teamwork ... GAME OVER!
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chuckingwersen
- Jan 26, 2022
- 1 min
Incident at the Rent-a-Fez shop
Sometimes I feel the need to dabble in a little wordplay. Plus, fez-based humor is hot these days.
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chuckingwersen
- Oct 12, 2021
- 1 min
A bear's streak comes to an end
See ... not all of my cartoons and comics are about sharks eating animals, humans or anything else that gets near their mouth. Let's face...
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chuckingwersen
- Oct 6, 2021
- 1 min
There are requests for more cowbell
Sure, the bear is intimidating. But you REALLY don't want to mess with Mindy. Anyway, who doesn't love cowbell?
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chuckingwersen
- Sep 1, 2021
- 1 min
Can't bear the Baby Shark song
It's a lesson we all need to heed. NEVER sing "Baby Shark" to a baby shark. They find it annoying and demeaning, and they will most...
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chuckingwersen
- Aug 27, 2021
- 1 min
Hiking in Peek-a-Boo Woods
This answers the question: Does a bear play peek-a-boo in the woods? Not that anybody has ever asked that before, but I think it's...
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chuckingwersen
- Aug 23, 2021
- 1 min
Bears make a quick getaway
This is based on a true story about that time two bears stole a young couple's car and picnic snacks but then felt guilty enough about it...
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