And to answer the horse's question: Yes, they probably are drunk.

Some bears (including Kevin here) have all the luck.

Do you choose seal, badger, horse or kitty? Choose wisely.

Pity the horse who goes for a relaxing swim and then encounters these two. Giddy-up!

As we head into Thanksgiving week, let’s set aside our thoughts of turkey for a minute and celebrate a sometimes overlooked hero, Little...

Mess with this doxie at your own peril.

Platypus, Mole Rat and Tapir don’t get much face time in the Captain Scratchy universe. Manatee, on the other hand (or flipper), is a...

It’s good to see the big fella making a real effort to be friendly and polite. But he still gets hungry. It's also good to see Sloth,...

Dolphin is right. A lot of my very best days have been ones when I wasn’t eaten by a bear. Let’s send warm thoughts to Manatee on a day...

The box is shelter. The box is security. The box is comfort. Wise move, Box Cat.

When a bear is gifted with a shirt that’s the wrong size, the wrong color and the wrong … everything, don’t expect a pleasant reaction....

This is an exclusive look at how bears formulate a plan of attack against idiots who taunt bears and other wildlife.

The bear doesn't seem interested in all the nuances of wine tasting, but he knows what he likes.

Yes, things can get awkward when a manatee spends time away from its natural environment.

Nobody's perfect, so please don't judge these creatures. We'll leave that to the legal system.

If you give this comic any thought, it really starts to unravel. First, how is the mummy using the toilet with all that wrapping in...

I suggest you use this handy guide before you boop your next snoot. It's unwise to go around booping snoots willy nilly.

See ... not all of my cartoons and comics are about sharks eating animals, humans or anything else that gets near their mouth. Let's face...

Is there anything more terrifying than a cat staring you down as it sits comfortably in a cardboard box that is floating in the sea? No...

In defense of Chicken Aunt Sharon, she didn't see the oncoming beer truck because she had been doing a lot of day drinking. And before...