Bear advice: Take two herring and call me in the morning
Four out of five medical experts do NOT recommend putting herring in your ears. (The fifth expert is a bear who somehow got a medical...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 2
- 1 min
These two Swifties are really disappointed
My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between...
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chuckingwersen
- May 19
- 1 min
Shark's comedy bit is lost on the dolphin
Dolphins and shares are rarely on the same wavelength, and the sad fact is that Edward doesn't have the sharpest sense of humor.
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chuckingwersen
- May 8
- 1 min
Great White Shark really hates being wet
Please, somebody get the shark a towel. It must be excruciating to be wet all the time, unless you're always as chill as a manatee.
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 26
- 1 min
Bear in the woods meets his match on the path
That's an encounter the bear won't soon forget.
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 17
- 1 min
Great white shark doesn't appreciate Jaws spoiler
For those of you who haven't gotten around to watching Jaws just yet, direct your complaints about this spoiler to the hammerhead.
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chuckingwersen
- Mar 31
- 1 min
Manatee wants to be saved
Unlike Mr. Manatee, I'm fascinated by the dolphin's tales. But I do admire Manatee for his sign-making skills.
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chuckingwersen
- Mar 24
- 1 min
Dolphin has a new job ... or just wanted to tell a bad joke
Shark seriously considered eating Dolphin for using that awful pun and then following it up with a wink.
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chuckingwersen
- Mar 10
- 1 min
Penguins have a solid meal plan
Penguin Pizza Party! (With a side of garlic bread. Yum.)
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chuckingwersen
- Feb 22
- 1 min
Penguin can't hide tattoo fail
After a moment, Benedict proudly exclaimed: "SAM actually stands for Super Antarctica Mammal." But then it was explained to Benedict that...
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chuckingwersen
- Feb 17
- 1 min
It's not always great to have a bear standing right behind you
It's bad enough to have a bear standing right behind you, but when it's a bear that likes to tickle? No thank you.
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chuckingwersen
- Feb 14
- 1 min
When your Valentine is really hot
Here's a Valentine's Day card for you, because Captain Scratchy is all about spreading the love.
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chuckingwersen
- Feb 13
- 1 min
Shark and Dolphin reflect on Super Sunday
I couldn't resist reposting this one from last year. It's a personal favorite.
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chuckingwersen
- Feb 6
- 1 min
Manatee enjoying vacation in warmer waters
An important reminder: Check your tub at least twice a day to see if it's being used without your permission by a vacationing manatee.
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chuckingwersen
- Jan 28
- 1 min
Shark suspects manatee isn't really a manatee
I call this one "When Shark Met Manatee." Yes, it's an origin story. It took months for the shark to become convinced that the manatee...
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chuckingwersen
- Jan 16
- 1 min
Cat peeks out of box ... but just can't
Anyone else want to hide in a cardboard box all day ... or at least until it's time to eat?
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chuckingwersen
- Jan 6
- 1 min
Chicken tempts fate ... and a hungry bear
Well that's unfortunate. The bear was on such an impressive streak, tying the previous record of 27 days. That previous 27-day streak...
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chuckingwersen
- Jan 4
- 1 min
Something's afoot: The Sad Alligator is a little less sad
The Saga of the Sad Alligator continues in 2023. It's good to see he's a little less sad, partly because of his friendship with Croc, but...
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 30, 2022
- 1 min
Captain Scratchy's Top Ten most popular Instagram posts revealed!
Check out my Instagram Top 10 posts (by number of likes) of 2022. Part 1 is HERE and Part 2 is HERE.
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 28, 2022
- 1 min
Bear finds out sloth is a little slow
This is not a rare two-toed sloth, it's a common two-word sloth. Yes, sloths are adorable, but the sad fact is they're not very bright....
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