Well that's unfortunate. The bear was on such an impressive streak, tying the previous record of 27 days. That previous 27-day streak...

Hey! It's an oldie from the early days of Captain Scratchy, newly redrawn, remodeled, reconfigured and reengineered for these crazy...

In defense of Chicken Aunt Sharon, she didn't see the oncoming beer truck because she had been doing a lot of day drinking. And before...