food cartoons

Bears relax and enjoy fine dining

If bears would indulge in fine dining more often, maybe they wouldn't be so cranky and wouldn't keep stealing our picnic baskets and...

A dog's poem about delicious chicken

Of all the poems this prolific pooch has penned, this one might be my favorite.

Imagine staying in bed all day

I'm on board with the dog's scenario, although I would hope that there would be an adult beverage included with each delivery of a plate...

Dogs in Bizarro World ponder bacon

I'm guessing that dogs in Bizarro World prefer to share a spinach and beet salad with a dash of zesty vinaigrette dressing, served in a...

A cow's poem for a little pig

The little pig is such a savvy poet. Such a great talent, and I didn't know it. I expected pure slop, but I was mistaken. His way with...

A hot dog visits Dr. Wiener

Dr. Wiener doesn't usually resort to calling his patients idiots, but he flipped out at the sight of ketchup on a hot dog.