The situation is surreal, but the pun is gold.

Good to see the animal kingdom benefitting from Kevin's wordplay.

If so, suit yourself.

Would it be so bad to let the big guy take a load off his hooves?

Well that's something.

Sometimes the numbers say that it's time to change your team's strategy.

If I had to guess, I'd say Kevin is about to add to his hat stack.

This is actually accurate information, but probably not what the guy was looking for.

Screaming into a colander just might turn into a trend.

Kevin doesn't give a hoot about who gets credit for this one.

Kevin knows stuff and he's not afraid to prove it.

Stop it, Kevin. Just stop it.

Hey guys! YOU HAVE MASSIVE CLAWS! Just sayin'.

The truth hurts, especially when it's delivered as pun-ishment.

I don’t know why Manatee seems so surprised. He hangs out with Shark so often, this can’t be the first time he’s seen a bucket of hands.

Even teachers can learn something from this furry fellow.

Yes, it was sad to see the Chicago Bears’ season end Sunday night, but I’m grateful for the thrill ride this team provided. Even in the heartbreaking loss to the Rams, Bears fans were treated to another Miracle Moment from the electric Caleb Williams just before the end of regulation. Just another highlight Bears fans like me and Kevin will store in our memory banks forever. Sorry to see that Kevin accidentally ate his emotional support potato. I hope he finds a suitable repl

Kevin might not be a people, but I am … and I have no idea how to explain to the aliens what is wrong with us people.

I would suggest moving your chair farther away from the cat's chair before engaging in a cat chat.

Kevin can't stop gloating about the Bears' wild win over the Packers ... and about his magical potato.