Dolphin offers usual dolphin defense
This is your reminder of the mortal danger posed by seemingly happy-go-lucky and always-smiling dolphins.
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chuckingwersen
- Sep 16
- 1 min
Bear can't understand being turned down for office job
Could this be the reason bears have so much trouble landing an office job? Is it all about pants (or the lack of pants)? Or is there more...
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chuckingwersen
- Sep 14
- 1 min
Goldfish makes an impulse purchase
When it comes to making impulse purchases, goldfish are the worst. Bicycles, toasters, curling irons, oven mitts ... the list of crap...
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chuckingwersen
- Sep 12
- 1 min
Cow is not happy with the new arrangement
I’m calling “Disgusted Cow.” Cows can’t stand being used as on-demand breakfast milk dispensers. So stop doing that.
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chuckingwersen
- Sep 7
- 1 min
Dog is lawyered up and ready to go to court
You should never disappoint your dog by making false or misleading claims on your shirt, especially if your dog is lawyered up.
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chuckingwersen
- Aug 29
- 1 min
Never go out to eat with a shark
It's never a good idea to go out to eat with a shark, but it's especially unwise to let the shark get drunk before dinner is served.
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chuckingwersen
- Aug 24
- 1 min
Alien abduction goes horribly wrong
Poor manatee. It hurts when the weird-looking aliens call you "goofy-looking". But I bet the aliens will haven an even worse day if they...
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chuckingwersen
- Aug 18
- 1 min
Cat lawyer explains his client's actions
That seems like an air-tight defense. Another strong argument would be: "In my client's defense, he is a cat." I was compelled to bring...
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chuckingwersen
- Aug 12
- 1 min
Beware of SharkBear ... after one quick stop
When Shark and Bear team up, we're all in big trouble ... especially if we're standing in line when they show up at the ice cream stand.
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chuckingwersen
- Aug 9
- 1 min
Manatee sure has a high opinion of himself
It's a widely known fact that manatees have an inflated opinion of themselves and aren't afraid to share it with the world. Especially...
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chuckingwersen
- Aug 3
- 1 min
Llama drama in the courtroom
You've really got to keep an eye on those devious llamas. Always impersonating alpacas in order to get away with any number of crimes.
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chuckingwersen
- Aug 1
- 1 min
Manatee marriage mixup
Poor manatee wasn't expecting to get married and certainly wasn't expecting to be compared to an enormous potato. Shame on Janet for...
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chuckingwersen
- Jul 29
- 1 min
Shark Week continues with a really dumb idea
Today's Shark Week entry is an especially dumb cartoon about an especially dumb guy who's hanging with an especially confused shark....
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chuckingwersen
- Jul 25
- 1 min
This shark will never be filmed for Shark Week
Shark Week is here for me and I am here for Shark Week. But this post is a reminder that not all sharks are worthy of being featured...
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chuckingwersen
- Jul 22
- 1 min
Exasperated chicken is forced to lawyer up
I held off as long as I could before doing another riff on the "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke. I just can't stop drawing...
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chuckingwersen
- Jul 15
- 1 min
This bear is not performing circus tricks for you
There was a time when bears were trained to balance on a ball while wearing fancy clothes, simply for the amusement of humans. Thank...
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chuckingwersen
- Jul 11
- 1 min
A manatee waddles into a restaurant ...
Manatees don't spend much time on land, but when they do, it's for a really good reason.
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chuckingwersen
- Jul 6
- 1 min
Horse wants guarantee from the pool shark
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it look anything but ridiculous. I do applaud the shark for its self-control (for not...
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chuckingwersen
- Jul 4
- 1 min
Dog is no fan of the Fourth of July
Because of their fear of fireworks, dogs agree that the Fourth of July is the least favorite of all the holidays, with the possible...
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chuckingwersen
- Jul 1
- 1 min
The biggest mistake made by new owners of a pet manatee
It's the most common mistake made by people when they first bring home a pet manatee — not buying a big enough fishbowl. And it's the...
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