Hey guys! YOU HAVE MASSIVE CLAWS! Just sayin'.

The truth hurts, especially when it's delivered as pun-ishment.

I don’t know why Manatee seems so surprised. He hangs out with Shark so often, this can’t be the first time he’s seen a bucket of hands.

Even teachers can learn something from this furry fellow.

Yes, it was sad to see the Chicago Bears’ season end Sunday night, but I’m grateful for the thrill ride this team provided. Even in the heartbreaking loss to the Rams, Bears fans were treated to another Miracle Moment from the electric Caleb Williams just before the end of regulation. Just another highlight Bears fans like me and Kevin will store in our memory banks forever. Sorry to see that Kevin accidentally ate his emotional support potato. I hope he finds a suitable repl

Kevin might not be a people, but I am … and I have no idea how to explain to the aliens what is wrong with us people.

I would suggest moving your chair farther away from the cat's chair before engaging in a cat chat.

Kevin can't stop gloating about the Bears' wild win over the Packers ... and about his magical potato.

I’m not sure why anybody would take career advice from a bear wearing “I Love My Potato” pajamas, especially when that bear is widely known as a pun-loving goofball.

So many of us make new year resolutions, but how many of us keep them for more than a few hours? Congratulations to Shark!

Here's hoping your party plans don't upset the fur babies.

Cats know best, especially when it comes to box life. The wine doesn't hurt, either.

I hope you had a great Christmas and maybe even got a head-start on your re-gifting for next year!

Let's hope Little Horse isn't a little hoarse for very long. Merry Christmas to all!

Ugly? NO! Any sweater featuring Manatee is beyond beautiful!

I can understand that guy's reluctance to experience the performance.

Putting a Christmas sweater on a typical dog? Usually no bid deal. Putting a Christmas sweater on a typical cat? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!?

I completely understand needing a wagon full of emotional support potatoes during these stressful times. Keep on rolling, Kevin.

Kevin is now wearing these jammies whenever he misplaces his emotional support potato.

Hmmmm ... I'm suspecting someone was pre-licking those candy canes.