This cartoon is not rare. In fact, it might be overcooked. That’s because I like to serve it up every year around this time, when people...

On behalf of this cow, Kevin and the entire Captain Scratchy staff (me), I apologize for this udderly awful pun.

Anybody else feel like sailing away these days?

To be fair, it's an easy mistake to make.

If I called this a cow-toon or a cow-mic, would it put you in a bad MOOOOOD?

This is a reminder: When you park your vehicle in an unfamiliar location and then go exploring, ALWAYS take your keys and lock up. This...

Someone pointed out that I wasn’t making enough cow cartoons and comics. Yes, that someone was a cow, but point taken.

Give the cow another beer or two, and then repeat that question.

Later, the doctor told the cow she'd have to stay in the hospital for the rest of the week, or until the staff ran out of cookies.

I’m calling “Disgusted Cow.” Cows can’t stand being used as on-demand breakfast milk dispensers. So stop doing that.

Cow and Pig each have a deliciously edgy sense of humor when it comes to their friendship. Even more surprisingly, they each have a...

That is some impressive abducting, but I think that alien is gonna need a bigger spaceship. In any case, he's got a lot of probing to do!

I'm sorry if this comic makes you sad. It makes me sad too. It absolutely makes the actual sea cow sad. The shark and the manatee remain...

Being a kitchen counter cow is a demanding and thankless job. Don't blame Bessie for wanting to return to the more easygoing lifestyle of...