This cartoon is so fake. I’ve never known a cat who prefers coffee to napping.

Earl should have known better.

I drew this one up BEFORE the Bears gave up 52 points to Detroit. Ouch.

Once again, it appears that Kevin set up this service just to deliver the world’s worst puns. That’s probably why he’s getting no tips.

She definitely has crossed over to the other side.

Such a wide range of emotions expressed here.

Yep ... that guy crossed a line that NO ONE should cross. There will be consequences.

This one dates back to the days when Kevin used to spend a lot of time with this sassy cat, a pure-hearted dog and a lethargic beaver.

Kevin planned to stay in his pajamas all day even before realizing it was a holiday.

Better make it a large order of fries.

Maybe loosen the leash, so to speak, instead of trying to rein in this pooch.

This seems like the perfect routine for a Monday.

No, she did mean BEAR room. And Kevin is about to become your master … as soon as he changes out of his pajamas.

That bushy-tailed rodent would have to be nuts to ignore those wise words.

Sometimes it's best to focus all your attention on your precious pooch.

I sometimes regret not becoming a cat lawyer.

Busy getting sloshed on the couch.

Let the big guy take a few sips before you start flappin' your jaws.

To be fair, Kevin's stick work is quite impressive.

It takes a fuzzy-faced pooch to know the mood of a fuzzy-faced feline.