I have to admit that if I had the money, I'd be interested in all those things.

Yes, Shark Week is a thing over at Captain Scratchy's Instagram home. And, yes, this shark has quite an alibi for some bad behavior.

The fun has begun over on the Captain Scratchy Instagram page. Shark Week cartoons and comics will be in abundance from July 7 through...

July the Fourth be with you ... or something like that.

Sure, it’s fun going on a rampage through the city as a super-sized SharkBear, but the lure of fudge is inescapable.

I'm not sure which one of them is more desperate to get to their destination.

This cartoon is so fake. Only two bags of Taco Bell for a full-size bear and a great white shark?!

Summer is here, so you've got to do what you've got to do. Your yak is counting on you.

Patients are in good hands (paws) with Dr. Bear.

That new cat name is a mouthful. Let’s hope the humans don’t shorten it to Missy.

Platypus, Mole Rat and Tapir don’t get much face time in the Captain Scratchy universe. Manatee, on the other hand (or flipper), is a...

It might be tempting to get an emotional support manatee, but you’d better have a very big tub.

A dog has only so much patience.

If you plan to go for a walk in the woods, be aware that the “Man or Bear” saga has taken another interesting turn.

I like to celebrate the unofficial start of summer with this old favorite. Wishing everyone a great summer, and hoping your beach days...

Just when you thought the Man or Bear debate had run its course, these two knuckleheads are trying to revive it.

I don't think that horse is weird, but just to be on the safe side, I wouldn't make eye contact with it.

Presto! Appearing out of thin air is this cartoon about an old-timey magician who isn't very good at old-timey magic.

I don’t know why anyone would want their doctor to be a bear, but maybe it’s because bears perform a very accurate reflex test. Still, I...

Hey Alligator! Don’t harass that Floaty Potato — I mean MANATEE!