Kevin put a lot of thought into his Halloween costume, but he doesn’t want anyone else to put a lot of thought into it because he’s in a hurry. Happy Halloween!

This one is so spooky, it might make you lose your sheet.

Shame on you, Kevin.

Shame on you, Kevin.

So nice of Kevin to give this couple a heads-up about these mysterious restaurant food shortages that seem to happen just after he shows up.

Oh, Kevin. That pooch deserved a better pun. That one was WAY TOO ruff.

Stop it, Kevin. Just stop it.

I drew this one up BEFORE the Bears gave up 52 points to Detroit. Ouch.

Once again, it appears that Kevin set up this service just to deliver the world’s worst puns. That’s probably why he’s getting no tips.

Yep ... that guy crossed a line that NO ONE should cross. There will be consequences.

This one dates back to the days when Kevin used to spend a lot of time with this sassy cat, a pure-hearted dog and a lethargic beaver.

Kevin planned to stay in his pajamas all day even before realizing it was a holiday.

Better make it a large order of fries.

This seems like the perfect routine for a Monday.

No, she did mean BEAR room. And Kevin is about to become your master … as soon as he changes out of his pajamas.

To be fair, Kevin's stick work is quite impressive.

Kevin has been dispensing questionable wisdom again on my Instagram.

This was my 2,500th post on Instagram. I should have done better.

This might be a good time for that guy to say he also forgot his glasses.

I'm not sure organ donation should be done this way.