This is why you should always toss out bad potato salad and any other spoiled food. You don’t want a queasy bear on your hands.

Give the cow another beer or two, and then repeat that question.

If bears would indulge in fine dining more often, maybe they wouldn't be so cranky and wouldn't keep stealing our picnic baskets and...

Of all the poems this prolific pooch has penned, this one might be my favorite.

I'm on board with the dog's scenario, although I would hope that there would be an adult beverage included with each delivery of a plate...

I'm guessing that dogs in Bizarro World prefer to share a spinach and beet salad with a dash of zesty vinaigrette dressing, served in a...

The little pig is such a savvy poet. Such a great talent, and I didn't know it. I expected pure slop, but I was mistaken. His way with...

Dr. Wiener doesn't usually resort to calling his patients idiots, but he flipped out at the sight of ketchup on a hot dog.