Sometimes I feel the need to dabble in a little wordplay. Plus, fez-based humor is hot these days.

Hey! It's an oldie from the early days of Captain Scratchy, newly redrawn, remodeled, reconfigured and reengineered for these crazy...

People who think coffee is the ultimate eye opener haven't explored all the options. I'm not a coffee drinker myself, so I appreciate the...

I bet there are a whole bunch of advantages to being half a ghost. For one thing, it doesn't take as long for your sheet to go through...

Sharks are good at a lot of things, but throwing a football is not one of them. To prove my point, ask yourself how many NFL quarterbacks...

I feel I might be getting carried away with my shark cartoons. But after watching Jaws for the 12 (or 15th or 18th) time last night, I...

The little pig is such a savvy poet. Such a great talent, and I didn't know it. I expected pure slop, but I was mistaken. His way with...

Leaving the house isn't easy when you have a dog who knows all the basic commands.

It's refreshing to see how honest and straightforward the cat is about its activities. What's not so refreshing is the cat's penchant for...

This had all the makings of a heartwarming reunion of two old friends, but it quickly went south. An accusation here... a human ear...

Wiener dogs can be just as fierce as a grizzle bear or a croco-gator. So they should proudly accept who they are and run with it (using...

I will stop drawing cats in boxes when cats stop doing weird things in boxes. Don't ever stop, cats. Please don't stop. If you share this...

No actual deer were exploited during the making of this cartoon. But this particular deer went on to find great success as a cover model...

Socks! Am I right? Seriously, I need to know if I'm right about the whole missing socks thing, because I don't wear socks. My feet are...