It's a grueling lifelong event, and the rules are constantly changing. For many of us, the challenges are greater than ever at this point...

You can lead a horse to wine but it's probably better to lead him to water if he's got an important race in about an hour and his jockey...

Today's helpful hint: Go swimming before sharks have had a chance to finish their morning coffee. You don't want to be in the water AFTER...

Yes, the service is a bit slow, but you hang in there because the food is so good and you want to support sloths in the workforce. Plus,...

A horse walks into a bar looking for a roll in the hay but his intentions are misinterpreted and he has to explain himself and it's all...

It happens. Grilled meats are dropped during drunken holiday cookouts and dogs are instantly on the case. It seems like justice for the...

You’ve got to feel sorry for dogs on the Fourth of July. They’re terrorized by fireworks, AND they have to watch their humans stuff...

Yuck! I hate it when a fish brushes up against my leg when I'm in the water. Maybe not as much as I hate it when I'm eaten by a shark,...

I don't mean to be rude, but he does in fact look like he was raised in a barn. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Anyway, it's...

Someday bears will take revenge on cartoonists for all the "Does a bear shit in the woods" cartoons. But until then, we'll keep them...

For any dads who got a Dad Bod shirt for Father's Day, don't despair if it's a little snug. That just means it's perfectly accentuating...

Without being too cheeky, can I butt in and wish all the dads a Happy Father’s Day? For those of you who like to crack open a cold one,...

Dr. Wiener doesn't usually resort to calling his patients idiots, but he flipped out at the sight of ketchup on a hot dog.

Never fall for a shark's "Do I have something stuck in my teeth" trick. But if a shark asks you to give it a thorough tongue scraping,...

You'll be happy to know that the chicken decided not to put all of its eggs in one basket, avoiding certain disaster. Sadly, a few hours...

It really is a good idea to get up from the couch at regular intervals. The intervals I choose are Monday from 2:30 pm to 2:45, and...

Sure, it seems like a silly question. But everybody's having a little trouble getting into the flow of social interaction these days,...

It's no surprise that Dr. Fuzzy Face has been voted "Best Cat Doctor" by the readers of Healthy Cat Magazine for five years running....

Sometimes shark cartoons write themselves. Other times they don't and you have to convince the shark to write the cartoon, and he gets...

Hey, it's a rookie mistake. When you first become a ghost, you're fixated on your sheet looking just right, so you might overlook...