How would you rank your puffy coat? Is it so puffy that you could get hit by a bus and not notice? Have you become one with the...

He didn't stock up, so now he has to make a perilous journey to the grocery store. Yes, bears have their priorities straight when it...

We just had our first significant snowfall in Captain Scratchy’s neck of the woods, and more could be on its way soon. Time for the dogs...

I was hoping Kevin and all the other bears in the world of Captain Scratchy would make a new year’s resolution to complain less, but it’s...

They say you can't judge a book by its cover, but that 2023 book cover looks completely worn out. And I agree that 2024 dude does NOT...

This is one of those instances when socks might have been a better Christmas gift.

When a bear is gifted with a shirt that’s the wrong size, the wrong color and the wrong … everything, don’t expect a pleasant reaction....

Just because the dog didn’t complain about wearing an ugly Christmas sweater, don’t think for a minute that the cat will be cool with it.

Santa was so busy making his list and checking it twice, he didn’t give much thought to optimal elf job allocation. Now with Christmas...

Some bears forget that they have to budget carefully when they’re gathering hibernation supplies. And since they don’t do much grocery...

Here's another one from the Bear Week festivities we celebrated recently over at the Captain Scratchy Instagram factory. I would tell the...

I had a lot of fun with Captain Scratchy's first-ever Bear Week on Instagram. This was one of the many new cartoons I created just for...

Here's one from the Bear Week festivities taking place on the Captain Scratchy Instagram account. We find Waldo wishing he was anywhere...

There's no escaping the fact that Captain Scratchy's first-ever Bear Week is being celebrated on the Captain Scratchy Instagram account....

That agreement also involves Bear not eating Chicken (probably because Bear is still full of turkey).

This was inspired by the fact that I ate avocado toast for the first time just a few months ago. I give it a (greenish) thumbs up! By the...

Bear is gonna need some new fat pants. 😮 I hope everybody had a great Thanksgiving!

I'm with the turkey on this one. If you give me the choice between pizza or turkey, I'm flipping you the bird.

What kind of misinformation do you think the bear is trying to sell? I'm guessing it’s something like “I won’t tear off your arm when you...

What a sweet thing for the dog to say! Let’s not spoil the moment by pointing out that those aren’t specifically poop-watching outfits.