This is one of those instances when socks might have been a better Christmas gift.

The driving force behind Captain Scratchy has always been this: Provide content that is thought-provoking and capable of inspiring...

I wrote and drew these as separate cartoons, but I couldn't decide which one I liked better, so I'm posting both of them. Which one do...

Nobody's perfect, so please don't judge these creatures. We'll leave that to the legal system.

When it comes to making impulse purchases, goldfish are the worst. Bicycles, toasters, curling irons, oven mitts ... the list of crap...