A horse walks into a bar and sits next to someone he can relate to, and his new drinking buddy never once asks "Why the long face?"

That is some impressive abducting, but I think that alien is gonna need a bigger spaceship. In any case, he's got a lot of probing to do!

Is it wrong. YES! It is very wrong. You can lead a horse to a water ride, but it should NEVER lead to horseplay. Happy Valentine's Day to...

It's nice to see Little Horse lending a sympathetic ear — or, more accurately, two very little sympathetic ears.

Sometimes I feel the need to dabble in a little wordplay. Plus, fez-based humor is hot these days.

Have you ever had a co-worker who drove you crazy by doing something annoying over and over again? Was it a horse? Was it? I bet it was a...

The Ghost of Christmas Past strongly suggested that I post this today. Yes, this particular Ghost of Christmas Past was a ghost horse....

Little Horse doesn't mind being called "Fun Size" ... except when it's followed by "snack." Not cool, Baby Shark. Not cool at all.

I think we all have learned the hardest of lessons: Never call a horse Sugar Lumps. It's also probably not a good idea to invite a horse...

I was delighted to learn that this oldie of mine recently accumulated more than 250,000 likes on a Facebook humor page. I was less than...

You can lead a horse to wine but it's probably better to lead him to water if he's got an important race in about an hour and his jockey...

A horse walks into a bar looking for a roll in the hay but his intentions are misinterpreted and he has to explain himself and it's all...

I don't mean to be rude, but he does in fact look like he was raised in a barn. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Anyway, it's...

Sure, it seems like a silly question. But everybody's having a little trouble getting into the flow of social interaction these days,...

The world was waiting for a "shark peeing in the kiddie pool, horrifying a horse and an inebriated beaver" comic. I'm glad I was here to...

We at Captain Scratchy do not endorse "getting carried away" with your horse, unless it's under normal circumstances in which the horse...

This cartoon is so fake. Look at how ludicrously large the doorknob is compared to the man's hands. The rest of it checks out as quite...

I'm starting to miss going to meetings. Especially meetings with paranoid horses.

I don't blame horses who just want to watch Horseflix all day. Of all the streaming services, it seems to have the most solid horse...