This should serve as a warning to any of you who happen to be a horse-chicken hybrid who plans to cross the road for the purpose of...

I've read his screenplay for Meth Horse, and I'm sorry to say it's not very good. That's partly because it's filled with typos as a...

This particular doctor might be a little confused if you tell him that.

At least 30 times a day someone asks me: "How do I know if my horse is defective?" Sadly, it's always the same guy asking me that, and...

Nobody's perfect, so please don't judge these creatures. We'll leave that to the legal system.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it look anything but ridiculous. I do applaud the shark for its self-control (for not...

You're battling early-morning grogginess and you just want to sit in your favorite chair, only to find a little horse has staked its...

Shame on those cows for calling the horse that name (even if the name is accurate).

That little horse play, which is titled "A Little Horse Play", is the hottest ticket in town, at least for theater-going little horses...

A horse walks into a bar and sits next to someone he can relate to, and his new drinking buddy never once asks "Why the long face?"

That is some impressive abducting, but I think that alien is gonna need a bigger spaceship. In any case, he's got a lot of probing to do!

Is it wrong. YES! It is very wrong. You can lead a horse to a water ride, but it should NEVER lead to horseplay. Happy Valentine's Day to...

It's nice to see Little Horse lending a sympathetic ear — or, more accurately, two very little sympathetic ears.

Sometimes I feel the need to dabble in a little wordplay. Plus, fez-based humor is hot these days.

Have you ever had a co-worker who drove you crazy by doing something annoying over and over again? Was it a horse? Was it? I bet it was a...

The Ghost of Christmas Past strongly suggested that I post this today. Yes, this particular Ghost of Christmas Past was a ghost horse....

Little Horse doesn't mind being called "Fun Size" ... except when it's followed by "snack." Not cool, Baby Shark. Not cool at all.

I think we all have learned the hardest of lessons: Never call a horse Sugar Lumps. It's also probably not a good idea to invite a horse...

I was delighted to learn that this oldie of mine recently accumulated more than 250,000 likes on a Facebook humor page. I was less than...

You can lead a horse to wine but it's probably better to lead him to water if he's got an important race in about an hour and his jockey...