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Each of these animals has a confession to make
Nobody's perfect, so please don't judge these creatures. We'll leave that to the legal system.

Chuck Ingwersen
Nov 28, 20221 min read


Shark has a solid explanation for eating that guy
Snack-cidents will happen, but they seem to happen far too often with that shark.

Chuck Ingwersen
Nov 11, 20221 min read


Manatee looks spiffy in new shirt
I never knew manatees were so meta. But there's no doubt the manatee is rockin' that tee, although it does look a little snug.

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 8, 20221 min read


Alien abduction goes horribly wrong
Poor manatee. It hurts when the weird-looking aliens call you "goofy-looking". But I bet the aliens will haven an even worse day if they...

Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 24, 20221 min read


Manatee sure has a high opinion of himself
It's a widely known fact that manatees have an inflated opinion of themselves and aren't afraid to share it with the world. Especially...

Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 8, 20221 min read


Manatee marriage mixup
Poor manatee wasn't expecting to get married and certainly wasn't expecting to be compared to an enormous potato. Shame on Janet for...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 31, 20221 min read


A manatee waddles into a restaurant ...
Manatees don't spend much time on land, but when they do, it's for a really good reason.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 11, 20221 min read


The biggest mistake made by new owners of a pet manatee
It's the most common mistake made by people when they first bring home a pet manatee — not buying a big enough fishbowl. And it's the...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 1, 20221 min read
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