These two Swifties are really disappointed
My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between...
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chuckingwersen
- May 8
- 1 min
Great White Shark really hates being wet
Please, somebody get the shark a towel. It must be excruciating to be wet all the time, unless you're always as chill as a manatee.
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 28
- 1 min
Manatee doesn't provide much comfort to Sad Alligator
We hadn't checked in on Sad Alligator in a while. Sadly, it seems he's sadder than ever. It doesn't help when Manatee unleashed that...
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 23
- 1 min
Is that a manatee behind you? The answer might surprise you.
The next time you're in the water, try not to think about the possibility that four manatees and one great white shark have formed a line...
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 17
- 1 min
Great white shark doesn't appreciate Jaws spoiler
For those of you who haven't gotten around to watching Jaws just yet, direct your complaints about this spoiler to the hammerhead.
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chuckingwersen
- Mar 31
- 1 min
Manatee wants to be saved
Unlike Mr. Manatee, I'm fascinated by the dolphin's tales. But I do admire Manatee for his sign-making skills.
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chuckingwersen
- Mar 20
- 1 min
Manatee not amazed by shark's new trick
Manatee suddenly realized it wasn't a coincidence that his Super Glue went missing just when Shark learned how to balance a beach ball on...
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chuckingwersen
- Feb 6
- 1 min
Manatee enjoying vacation in warmer waters
An important reminder: Check your tub at least twice a day to see if it's being used without your permission by a vacationing manatee.
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chuckingwersen
- Jan 28
- 1 min
Shark suspects manatee isn't really a manatee
I call this one "When Shark Met Manatee." Yes, it's an origin story. It took months for the shark to become convinced that the manatee...
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 30, 2022
- 1 min
Captain Scratchy's Top Ten most popular Instagram posts revealed!
Check out my Instagram Top 10 posts (by number of likes) of 2022. Part 1 is HERE and Part 2 is HERE.
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 24, 2022
- 1 min
Manatee just wants to make someone happy with Christmas socks
Three important takeaways here: 1) Sharks don't want socks for Christmas. 2) Whatever gift you give an octopus, it's never enough. 3)...
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 16, 2022
- 1 min
Manatee is sure no one will notice that speck of blood
Marine scientists have determined that a great white shark can smell blood on a manatee's cheek from many miles away. But I'm sure this...
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chuckingwersen
- Oct 19, 2022
- 1 min
Shark is deadly serious about Spooky Season
If there's anything more terrifying than a shark leaping out of the water in front of your face, it's that same shark offering you some...
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chuckingwersen
- Sep 19, 2022
- 1 min
The Sad Alligator is sadder than ever
It's the return of Sad Alligator! Dolphin and Seal are clearly messin' with Gator, but it's Manatee's brutal honesty that delivers the...
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chuckingwersen
- Aug 31, 2022
- 1 min
Generous bear goes a little too far
The bear was being so generous and helpful ... but then went a little too far. Meanwhile, the manatee seems a little confused by the...
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chuckingwersen
- Aug 17, 2022
- 1 min
When Hammerhead met Manatee
I really admire the self-confidence of our beloved manatee, although sometimes it's a bit over the top.
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chuckingwersen
- Jul 27, 2022
- 1 min
Shark Week is great, but why is there no Manatee Week?
I'm a fan of Shark Week, but I'd be even more excited for Manatee Week, especially if there's extended footage of a coffee-deprived...
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chuckingwersen
- Jul 1, 2022
- 1 min
The biggest mistake made by new owners of a pet manatee
It's the most common mistake made by people when they first bring home a pet manatee — not buying a big enough fishbowl. And it's the...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 20, 2022
- 1 min
Manage your manatee expectations
I think we all knew that the manatee is not boring. I suspect the shark is just jealous and wishes it could be that much of a...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 14, 2022
- 1 min
Manatee wants to be a shark ... and vice versa
If anyone knows exactly what a manatee does, please notify the shark as soon as possible. But I think "look adorable" might be the...
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