Manatee uses a flipper-flapper to deal with a rude seal
Manatees are gentle and compassionate, but don’t you dare call one “wrinkly”, “old” or “sea cow”. If you do, expect a proper smacking. By...
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chuckingwersen
- Sep 8
- 1 min
Manatee and Shark play football with predictable results
Are you ready for some football? You probably WERE NOT ready until you saw this cartoon. Sadly, Manatee and Shark’s football season ended...
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chuckingwersen
- Aug 10
- 1 min
Dolphin gets way too excited about Shark's lack of pants
It's good to know our shark has certain standards: No pants, no breach! But what's up with that frisky dolphin? Sure seems a little...
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chuckingwersen
- Jul 11
- 1 min
Great white shark contemplates its legacy
It is not a great white lie to say that great white sharks are surprisingly good at clever wordplay. You wouldn't think they'd be so...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 29
- 1 min
Manatee gets a sneak peek at an alternate dimension
Manatee's curiosity is rewarded with free hats! Go on, shark! Poke your head in the portal and get some free hats! Free hats for...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 26
- 1 min
Manatee has a problem with its flipper-flappers
Could that dolphin be any weirder? Just the thought of Manatee's slap-happy flipper-flappers gets him excited. Anyway, Manatee shouldn't...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 14
- 1 min
Manatee asks Shark about the blood red water
Manatee needs to calm down. It's only natural for a shark to enjoy a drink that's named after an emergency notification.
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 2
- 1 min
These two Swifties are really disappointed
My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between...
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chuckingwersen
- May 8
- 1 min
Great White Shark really hates being wet
Please, somebody get the shark a towel. It must be excruciating to be wet all the time, unless you're always as chill as a manatee.
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 28
- 1 min
Manatee doesn't provide much comfort to Sad Alligator
We hadn't checked in on Sad Alligator in a while. Sadly, it seems he's sadder than ever. It doesn't help when Manatee unleashed that...
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 23
- 1 min
Is that a manatee behind you? The answer might surprise you.
The next time you're in the water, try not to think about the possibility that four manatees and one great white shark have formed a line...
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 17
- 1 min
Great white shark doesn't appreciate Jaws spoiler
For those of you who haven't gotten around to watching Jaws just yet, direct your complaints about this spoiler to the hammerhead.
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chuckingwersen
- Mar 30
- 1 min
Manatee wants to be saved
Unlike Mr. Manatee, I'm fascinated by the dolphin's tales. But I do admire Manatee for his sign-making skills.
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chuckingwersen
- Mar 19
- 1 min
Manatee not amazed by shark's new trick
Manatee suddenly realized it wasn't a coincidence that his Super Glue went missing just when Shark learned how to balance a beach ball on...
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chuckingwersen
- Feb 6
- 1 min
Manatee enjoying vacation in warmer waters
An important reminder: Check your tub at least twice a day to see if it's being used without your permission by a vacationing manatee.
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chuckingwersen
- Jan 28
- 1 min
Shark suspects manatee isn't really a manatee
I call this one "When Shark Met Manatee." Yes, it's an origin story. It took months for the shark to become convinced that the manatee...
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 30, 2022
- 1 min
Captain Scratchy's Top Ten most popular Instagram posts revealed!
Check out my Instagram Top 10 posts (by number of likes) of 2022. Part 1 is HERE and Part 2 is HERE.
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 24, 2022
- 1 min
Manatee just wants to make someone happy with Christmas socks
Three important takeaways here: 1) Sharks don't want socks for Christmas. 2) Whatever gift you give an octopus, it's never enough. 3)...
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 16, 2022
- 1 min
Manatee is sure no one will notice that speck of blood
Marine scientists have determined that a great white shark can smell blood on a manatee's cheek from many miles away. But I'm sure this...
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chuckingwersen
- Oct 19, 2022
- 1 min
Shark is deadly serious about Spooky Season
If there's anything more terrifying than a shark leaping out of the water in front of your face, it's that same shark offering you some...
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