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Shark, Manatee see horse
And to answer the horse's question: Yes, they probably are drunk.

Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 191 min read
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Rivalry between great white shark and hammerhead gets ugly
Good to see Manatee providing some comfort to poor hammerhead.

Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 101 min read
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When you give a dolphin chainsaw
Here's one from the archives that I reposted recently on Instagram. It's creating a lot of buzz ... maybe because of a certain someone...

Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 261 min read
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Shark paints a portrait of Manatee
Here's the product of five years of fine art school.

Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 191 min read
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When a bear is in a giving mood
Kevin means well, but he doesn't realize how much responsibility comes with owning a manatee.

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 16, 20241 min read
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Are you ready for some football? Shark isn't.
I'm super excited for the 2024 football season, and my hope is that the Bears finally have a quarterback who is better than a shark with...

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 6, 20241 min read
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Get to know these Unusual Animals!
Platypus, Mole Rat and Tapir don’t get much face time in the Captain Scratchy universe. Manatee, on the other hand (or flipper), is a...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 10, 20241 min read
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Great white shark's pun is a jaw-dropper
It's true. Some sharks are really into wordplay. And eating legs.

Chuck Ingwersen
May 15, 20241 min read
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Save the manatee ... from WHAT?!?!
Today we present The Return of Dolphin With a Chainsaw, which sounds like a B-movie from decades ago.

Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 1, 20241 min read
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Dolphin and Manatee Get a Surprise Visitor
Dolphin is right. A lot of my very best days have been ones when I wasn’t eaten by a bear. Let’s send warm thoughts to Manatee on a day...

Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 1, 20241 min read
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Manatee checks out Shark's Little Free Library
The selection in Shark’s Little Free Library is predictable, but you can’t deny that’s some good reading! For some strange reason,...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 12, 20241 min read
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Manatee insists being a fan of Bear Week
Bear Week wrapped up almost a week ago over on the Captain Scratchy Instagram machine, but Manatee is still singing its praises.

Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 15, 20231 min read
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Manatee uses a flipper-flapper to deal with a rude seal
Manatees are gentle and compassionate, but don’t you dare call one “wrinkly”, “old” or “sea cow”. If you do, expect a proper smacking. By...

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 18, 20231 min read
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Manatee and Shark play football with predictable results
Are you ready for some football? You probably WERE NOT ready until you saw this cartoon. Sadly, Manatee and Shark’s football season ended...

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 8, 20231 min read
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Dolphin gets way too excited about Shark's lack of pants
It's good to know our shark has certain standards: No pants, no breach! But what's up with that frisky dolphin? Sure seems a little...

Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 11, 20231 min read
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Great white shark contemplates its legacy
It is not a great white lie to say that great white sharks are surprisingly good at clever wordplay. You wouldn't think they'd be so...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 12, 20231 min read
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Manatee gets a sneak peek at an alternate dimension
Manatee's curiosity is rewarded with free hats! Go on, shark! Poke your head in the portal and get some free hats! Free hats for...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 30, 20231 min read
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Manatee has a problem with its flipper-flappers
Could that dolphin be any weirder? Just the thought of Manatee's slap-happy flipper-flappers gets him excited. Anyway, Manatee shouldn't...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 26, 20231 min read
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Manatee asks Shark about the blood red water
Manatee needs to calm down. It's only natural for a shark to enjoy a drink that's named after an emergency notification.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 14, 20231 min read
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These two Swifties are really disappointed
My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 2, 20231 min read
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