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Shark is getting fed up with seal's wordplay
Shark is really tired of that “seal of approval” pun. Plus, he’s hungry. All in all, it’s bad news for the snout-riding seal.

Chuck Ingwersen
Nov 27, 20231 min read


Great white shark gets some marketing advice
The hammerhead always nails it. Great white sharks just aren’t capable of successful self-promotion.

Chuck Ingwersen
Nov 13, 20231 min read


Baby Shark learns to appreciate the beauty of fall
At least Baby Shark learned to appreciate that the sound falling leaves make is “FLUMP!”

Chuck Ingwersen
Nov 2, 20231 min read


Shark meets ghost (again), and it doesn't end well
I don’t claim to host the most ghost posts, but every now and then I get in the Spooky Season spirit and I post one or two just to say...

Chuck Ingwersen
Oct 22, 20231 min read


Bear tells Shark about weekend plans
We’re rolling into the weekend with Shark and Bear, who are forging new adventures.

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 28, 20231 min read


Manatee uses a flipper-flapper to deal with a rude seal
Manatees are gentle and compassionate, but don’t you dare call one “wrinkly”, “old” or “sea cow”. If you do, expect a proper smacking. By...

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 17, 20231 min read


Manatee and Shark play football with predictable results
Are you ready for some football? You probably WERE NOT ready until you saw this cartoon. Sadly, Manatee and Shark’s football season ended...

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 8, 20231 min read


Penguins go a little too far out of their comfort zone
We all need to get out of our comfort zone every now and then, but that doesn't mean we need to go to the most uncomfortable zone we can...

Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 15, 20231 min read


Dolphin gets way too excited about Shark's lack of pants
It's good to know our shark has certain standards: No pants, no breach! But what's up with that frisky dolphin? Sure seems a little...

Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 10, 20231 min read


Shark is just trying to give seal some friendly advice
It was a solid plan on the shark's part, but it did not earn a seal of approval.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 25, 20231 min read


Great White demands offering on first day of Shark Week
Shark Week 2023 begins with this offering! I considered featuring some other treats that are hell on teeth, including Starburst and Milk...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 23, 20231 min read


Great white shark contemplates its legacy
It is not a great white lie to say that great white sharks are surprisingly good at clever wordplay. You wouldn't think they'd be so...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 11, 20231 min read


Manatee gets a sneak peek at an alternate dimension
Manatee's curiosity is rewarded with free hats! Go on, shark! Poke your head in the portal and get some free hats! Free hats for...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 29, 20231 min read


Manatee has a problem with its flipper-flappers
Could that dolphin be any weirder? Just the thought of Manatee's slap-happy flipper-flappers gets him excited. Anyway, Manatee shouldn't...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 26, 20231 min read


Manatee asks Shark about the blood red water
Manatee needs to calm down. It's only natural for a shark to enjoy a drink that's named after an emergency notification.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 14, 20231 min read


These two Swifties are really disappointed
My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 2, 20231 min read


Shark's comedy bit is lost on the dolphin
Dolphins and shares are rarely on the same wavelength, and the sad fact is that Edward doesn't have the sharpest sense of humor.

Chuck Ingwersen
May 18, 20231 min read


Great White Shark really hates being wet
Please, somebody get the shark a towel. It must be excruciating to be wet all the time, unless you're always as chill as a manatee.

Chuck Ingwersen
May 8, 20231 min read


Is that a manatee behind you? The answer might surprise you.
The next time you're in the water, try not to think about the possibility that four manatees and one great white shark have formed a line...

Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 23, 20231 min read


Great white shark doesn't appreciate Jaws spoiler
For those of you who haven't gotten around to watching Jaws just yet, direct your complaints about this spoiler to the hammerhead.

Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 17, 20231 min read
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