Never trust a fortune teller who sets up shop in the woods. Having said that, I’m pretty sure she nailed that fortune. I’m also pretty...

Some horses crave attention and know just how to get it. Meanwhile, this is a bad lesson to be teaching Little Horse.

Dogs who aren’t familiar with the Booping of the Snoot sometimes respond in a less than desirable way. And sometimes dogs who ARE...

Bears don’t react favorably when they think they’ve hit the snack jackpot (snackpot?) and instead find nothing but healthy snacks. Some...

After I posted a cartoon featuring a couple of hot dogs a few days ago, I just had to follow it up with another one. By the way, this...

This one is from my way-way-way-back archives. Throughout the years I’ve found this cartoon making the rounds on Facebook, and it seems...

Do you want to build a snowman? Are you drunk? You are??? Then you probably shouldn’t build a snowman. Because the last time you built a...

How would you rank your puffy coat? Is it so puffy that you could get hit by a bus and not notice? Have you become one with the...

He didn't stock up, so now he has to make a perilous journey to the grocery store. Yes, bears have their priorities straight when it...

We just had our first significant snowfall in Captain Scratchy’s neck of the woods, and more could be on its way soon. Time for the dogs...

I was hoping Kevin and all the other bears in the world of Captain Scratchy would make a new year’s resolution to complain less, but it’s...

They say you can't judge a book by its cover, but that 2023 book cover looks completely worn out. And I agree that 2024 dude does NOT...

This is one of those instances when socks might have been a better Christmas gift.

Just because the dog didn’t complain about wearing an ugly Christmas sweater, don’t think for a minute that the cat will be cool with it.

Santa was so busy making his list and checking it twice, he didn’t give much thought to optimal elf job allocation. Now with Christmas...

Some bears forget that they have to budget carefully when they’re gathering hibernation supplies. And since they don’t do much grocery...

Here's another one from the Bear Week festivities we celebrated recently over at the Captain Scratchy Instagram factory. I would tell the...

I had a lot of fun with Captain Scratchy's first-ever Bear Week on Instagram. This was one of the many new cartoons I created just for...

Here's one from the Bear Week festivities taking place on the Captain Scratchy Instagram account. We find Waldo wishing he was anywhere...

There's no escaping the fact that Captain Scratchy's first-ever Bear Week is being celebrated on the Captain Scratchy Instagram account....