This cartoon is so fake. Only two bags of Taco Bell for a full-size bear and a great white shark?!

I've definitely detected notes of sweaty horse in a number of different wines, but I still saddle up and ride it out.

Even though Kevin missed the Super Bowl, it looks like he had a pretty good time in the tub. Meanwhile, i t was a surprisingly sloppy...

Finding a drunk bear in your tub will happen to all of us eventually. If you're lucky, the bear will bring its own beverages and not get...

This is the top dog when it comes to providing emotional support ... and a bold, full-bodied wine.

It's never a good idea to go out to eat with a shark, but it's especially unwise to let the shark get drunk before dinner is served.

Throwin' back to this very dramatic scene. Spoiler alert: The guy eventually agreed to take the role of "non-speaking background extra"...

This is based on a true story (except I'm not a bear, I don't take bubble baths and I don't drink quite that much wine in one sitting).

The definition of "parrot" as a verb is to "repeat mechanically" ... so there you go. But maybe one day the parrot will get out of its...

I don't blame the manatee for seeking warmer water and a bottle of wine. Winter can be tough on everyone.

A new addition to my New Year's resolutions: I resolve to never draw a shark and manatee on dry land again. It's something none of us...

Enjoy, but please seize the wine responsibly.