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Today's lesson: Never rent a fez to a fuzzy bear

Chuck Ingwersen

Dec 21 min read

Today's lesson: Never rent a fez to a fuzzy bear

Bear with me as I horse around with some wacky wordplay! For anyone who is a little fuzzy on exactly what a fez is, it’s described as “a...

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A "little" Cool Whip on your pumpkin pie?

Chuck Ingwersen

Nov 291 min read

A "little" Cool Whip on your pumpkin pie?

Nicely done, Kevin! I thought I was the only one who hired a dump truck to top my pumpkin pie with Cool Whip. Anyway ... I hope you have...

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Scratchy friends gather for Thanksgiving, but the turkey is undercooked

Chuck Ingwersen

Nov 271 min read

Scratchy friends gather for Thanksgiving, but the turkey is undercooked

It’s heartwarming to see four of our Captain Scratchy friends gather together for Thanksgiving dinner. That turkey sure is moist, and...

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A walk in the spooky woods leads to double trouble

Chuck Ingwersen

Oct 241 min read

A walk in the spooky woods leads to double trouble

On a spooky walk in the spooky woods during Spooky Season, you might just get a two-for-the-price-of-one deal! And all this time, I...

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Shark Week star is a little full of himself

Chuck Ingwersen

Jul 111 min read

Shark Week star is a little full of himself

I have to admit that if I had the money, I'd be interested in all those things.

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Captain Scratchy's Shark Week 2024 has launched!

Chuck Ingwersen

Jul 71 min read

Captain Scratchy's Shark Week 2024 has launched!

The fun has begun over on the Captain Scratchy Instagram page. Shark Week cartoons and comics will be in abundance from July 7 through...

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Chuck Ingwersen

Jun 51 min read

For food delivery, Shark's "got a guy"

Never fear, Baby Shark! Papa’s got the best “guy” anyone could hope for, and Kevin always delivers.

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Bear with this magician while he re-evaluates his career

Chuck Ingwersen

May 161 min read

Bear with this magician while he re-evaluates his career

Presto! Appearing out of thin air is this cartoon about an old-timey magician who isn't very good at old-timey magic.

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When a shark rides on the back of a bear, it's ...

Chuck Ingwersen

Feb 261 min read

When a shark rides on the back of a bear, it's ...

SharkBear! Coming to your town SOON! When a shark and a bear team up, hilarity will ensue! (Not really. It usually ends with Kevin...

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The unbearable Christmas gift, and the perfect one

Chuck Ingwersen

Dec 27, 20231 min read

The unbearable Christmas gift, and the perfect one

When a bear is gifted with a shirt that’s the wrong size, the wrong color and the wrong … everything, don’t expect a pleasant reaction....

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Bear reacts poorly after cat drinks all the coffee

Chuck Ingwersen

Aug 22, 20231 min read

Bear reacts poorly after cat drinks all the coffee

Looks like Bear wanted a snack more than coffee. And speaking of coffee, check out my ever-expanding Ko-fi page

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Free bear hug ... with an optional upgrade

Chuck Ingwersen

Aug 13, 20231 min read

Free bear hug ... with an optional upgrade

The bear makes a convincing case for choosing the premium hug.

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Thanks for making me feel warm and fuzzy!

Chuck Ingwersen

Aug 10, 20231 min read

Thanks for making me feel warm and fuzzy!

Just want to send a shout-out to everyone who has helped support Captain Scratchy by "buying me a coffee" on !

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Sorry, bear ... those are NOT satin pants

Chuck Ingwersen

Aug 3, 20231 min read

Sorry, bear ... those are NOT satin pants

This is your reminder to read clothing labels carefully before making a purchase. That really sucks for the bear. He looked so good in...

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When you know it's not a good day to go to the beach

Chuck Ingwersen

Aug 1, 20231 min read

When you know it's not a good day to go to the beach

It's just good horse sense to stay home and play in the tub. But I feel bad for Little Horse. He was really looking forward to a beach day.

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Chuck Ingwersen

Jun 16, 20231 min read

A bear walks into a wine tasting

The bear doesn't seem interested in all the nuances of wine tasting, but he knows what he likes.

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Chuck Ingwersen

May 25, 20231 min read

A bear limps into a doctor's office ...

This cartoon uses a variation of a joke told by the hilarious Sam Buttrey during the Jeopardy Masters tournament. Sam — a dead ringer for...

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Are you SURE you're not scared of bears?

Chuck Ingwersen

May 21, 20231 min read

Are you SURE you're not scared of bears?

Were you taunting the bear? NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! The bear has a damn CLOWN PUPPET! Seriously. A clown puppet. I can't even.

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Chuck Ingwersen

May 9, 20231 min read

Drunk bear in your tub

Finding a drunk bear in your tub will happen to all of us eventually. If you're lucky, the bear will bring its own beverages and not get...

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Not the kind of follower you want following you

Chuck Ingwersen

May 2, 20231 min read

Not the kind of follower you want following you

Here's proof that gaining a new follower isn't always a good thing.

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