Hey! It's an oldie from the early days of Captain Scratchy, newly redrawn, remodeled, reconfigured and reengineered for these crazy...

In defense of Chicken Aunt Sharon, she didn't see the oncoming beer truck because she had been doing a lot of day drinking. And before...

You'll be happy to know that the chicken decided not to put all of its eggs in one basket, avoiding certain disaster. Sadly, a few hours...

Come on, Doreen! Don't be a jerk chicken. Just pull the damn string!