Years of trying to create my ultimate "chicken crossing the road" cartoon has led me here. Okay, so maybe it's NOT the ultimate, and...

It's the question as old as time itself: Which came first? The chicken or the shirt that asks about asking about the chicken?

Hey! It's an oldie from the early days of Captain Scratchy, newly redrawn, remodeled, reconfigured and reengineered for these crazy...

In defense of Chicken Aunt Sharon, she didn't see the oncoming beer truck because she had been doing a lot of day drinking. And before...

You'll be happy to know that the chicken decided not to put all of its eggs in one basket, avoiding certain disaster. Sadly, a few hours...

Come on, Doreen! Don't be a jerk chicken. Just pull the damn string!