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Does a bear perform The Nutcracker in the woods?

Does a bear perform The Nutcracker in the woods?

Does a bear perform The Nutcracker in the woods?

I can understand that guy's reluctance to experience the performance.

Chuck Ingwersen

Dec 19, 20251 min read

Not all pets enjoy wearing Christmas sweaters

Not all pets enjoy wearing Christmas sweaters

Not all pets enjoy wearing Christmas sweaters

Putting a Christmas sweater on a typical dog? Usually no bid deal. Putting a Christmas sweater on a typical cat? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!?

Chuck Ingwersen

Dec 17, 20251 min read

Cat tells Santa about some naughty deeds

Cat tells Santa about some naughty deeds

Cat tells Santa about some naughty deeds

Well, we appreciate the honesty.

Chuck Ingwersen

Dec 23, 20241 min read

Forget Elf on the Shelf! Now there's Bear in a Chair!

Forget Elf on the Shelf! Now there's Bear in a Chair!

Forget Elf on the Shelf! Now there's Bear in a Chair!

Chuck Ingwersen

Dec 13, 20240 min read

Dog and cat are really into Christmas, and cat is really into the egg nog

Dog and cat are really into Christmas, and cat is really into the egg nog

Dog and cat are really into Christmas, and cat is really into the egg nog

Well, it could be BOTH the magic of Christmas AND the magic of spiked egg nog.

Chuck Ingwersen

Dec 12, 20221 min read

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