comics | Captain Scratchy

Chuck Ingwersen

Save the manatee ... from WHAT?!?!

Today we present The Return of Dolphin With a Chainsaw, which sounds like a B-movie from decades ago.

Chuck Ingwersen

Manatee uses a flipper-flapper to deal with a rude seal

Manatees are gentle and compassionate, but don’t you dare call one “wrinkly”, “old” or “sea cow”. If you do, expect a proper smacking. By...

Chuck Ingwersen

Penguins go a little too far out of their comfort zone

We all need to get out of our comfort zone every now and then, but that doesn't mean we need to go to the most uncomfortable zone we can...

Chuck Ingwersen

You can buy me a coffee on Ko-fi!

Ahoy, faithful fans of Captain Scratchy! I just launched a Ko-fi page HERE! It's where fans of Captain Scratchy cartoons, comics and...

Chuck Ingwersen

Shark wins Ugly Christmas Sweater Contest with help from manatee

Thumbs down to anyone who would judge a manatee sweater as "ugly." That might be the most beautiful Christmas sweater I've ever seen.

Chuck Ingwersen

Can't bear the Baby Shark song

It's a lesson we all need to heed. NEVER sing "Baby Shark" to a baby shark. They find it annoying and demeaning, and they will most...