Chuck IngwersenMay 29, 20231 minA cow wanders into a backyard barbecueGive the cow another beer or two, and then repeat that question.
Chuck IngwersenMay 12, 20231 minDoctor seems to be unfamiliar with the workings of a cowLater, the doctor told the cow she'd have to stay in the hospital for the rest of the week, or until the staff ran out of cookies.
Chuck IngwersenNov 4, 20221 minImpatient cow is leaving for greener pasturesCow owners should make sure their pastures are as green as possible so that cows won't be tempted to go searching for something better.
Chuck IngwersenSep 12, 20221 minCow is not happy with the new arrangementI’m calling “Disgusted Cow.” Cows can’t stand being used as on-demand breakfast milk dispensers. So stop doing that.
Chuck IngwersenOct 22, 20211 minKitchen cow is tired of being overusedBeing a kitchen counter cow is a demanding and thankless job. Don't blame Bessie for wanting to return to the more easygoing lifestyle of...
Chuck IngwersenOct 6, 20211 minThere are requests for more cowbellSure, the bear is intimidating. But you REALLY don't want to mess with Mindy. Anyway, who doesn't love cowbell?