That does it. I'm NEVER setting foot in the ocean again. Not with the likes of Timothy lurking about. I only hope the manatee survived...

This cartoon is so fake. Everyone knows that cats don't have to obsessively watch murder shows to become murder-y.

I found this one while cleaning out old files. I had completely forgotten about it (I drew it nine years ago), but I must say it's one of...

Dogs are confused by a lot of things in this world, but this phenomenon is at the top of the list.

Little Horse doesn't mind being called "Fun Size" ... except when it's followed by "snack." Not cool, Baby Shark. Not cool at all.

We have cats to thank for the fact that there have been no successful alien invasions and takeovers of Earth. Or you might say we have...

It's a lesson we all need to heed. NEVER sing "Baby Shark" to a baby shark. They find it annoying and demeaning, and they will most...

This answers the question: Does a bear play peek-a-boo in the woods? Not that anybody has ever asked that before, but I think it's...

Most business meetings I've had to attend could have been an e-mail, so it's kind of comforting to know that sharks have to endure...

I was delighted to learn that this oldie of mine recently accumulated more than 250,000 likes on a Facebook humor page. I was less than...

Dr. Wiener doesn't usually resort to calling his patients idiots, but he flipped out at the sight of ketchup on a hot dog.

It's embarrassing how we've bought into the myth of the "always busy beaver" when in fact it's the "always getting their drink on...

Sometimes armadillos have the best perspective. I'm pretty sure this is the first armadillo cartoon I've ever drawn. I've written down a...

This cartoon is so fake. Look at how ludicrously large the doorknob is compared to the man's hands. The rest of it checks out as quite...

I've got to side with the dog on this one. A box filled with snacks is a game-changer. But let's not deny the cat its snug little slice...

No actual deer were exploited during the making of this cartoon. But this particular deer went on to find great success as a cover model...

I don't own a cat, but I've done my share of cat sitting, so I'm well aware that cats enjoy eating wet food. They also enjoy eating my...