It’s heartwarming to see four of our Captain Scratchy friends gather together for Thanksgiving dinner. That turkey sure is moist, and...

Not all sharks celebrate Shark Week in the same way. Some are simply classier than others.

An important reminder: Check your tub at least twice a day to see if it's being used without your permission by a vacationing manatee.

Throwin' back to this very dramatic scene. Spoiler alert: The guy eventually agreed to take the role of "non-speaking background extra"...

This is based on a true story (except I'm not a bear, I don't take bubble baths and I don't drink quite that much wine in one sitting).

The definition of "parrot" as a verb is to "repeat mechanically" ... so there you go. But maybe one day the parrot will get out of its...

Enjoy, but please seize the wine responsibly.

Isolation can drag down the best of us, and sometimes a good friend provides the perfect remedy. It's especially cool when that friend...

You can lead a horse to wine but it's probably better to lead him to water if he's got an important race in about an hour and his jockey...

When you're new to a certain activity, it's always good to consult an expert on that activity. But even as someone who knows very little...

Sharks have lost more and more dignity with every release of a Sharknado movie. And that explains the heavy drinking.

We at Captain Scratchy do not endorse "getting carried away" with your horse, unless it's under normal circumstances in which the horse...