He also texts way too often.

Pooh jokes? In this economy? This one was part of a three-panel joke, so it's even dumber on its own. Sorry.

In fact, this is just about the WORST way to start your day ... unless you're a bear.

It bears repeating.

Kevin makes a weekly visit to the greeting card store to stock up on those cards.

The bow tie similarity is probably just a coincidence.

If Shark doesn’t do something about that drool problem, Kevin might get a little cranky.

And you thought ants were annoying.

I'm not sure Kevin understands the rules of this game.

It's probably the sharpened claws? What else could it be?

Cheese fries are always a viable option.

It's not weird unless you make it weird.

Also, a real wise man wouldn't have such a ratty robe.

This is a must-buy if you can find it. (Spoiler: You won't be able to find it.)

Fun fact: No matter how many times this trio visits this restaurant, they never get the same server twice.

Sometimes Kevin has trouble distinguishing between reality and his trippy visions, but I’m pretty sure the Moose-Goose combo is the real...

I admire Kevin’s commitment to doing his business, but I wish he’d commit to wearing snow pants and boots on days like this. Anyway,...

Seriously! What kind of business are they doing in the woods? Oh ... never mind.

Way too revealing, I'd say.

We now return to The Continuing Adventures of Kevin and His Beloved Potato.