It is very sad when beaches close for the year. No ifs or butts about it.

This was a friendly reminder to get rid of the expired items in your fridge.

Your darn tootin'!

That's a tough break for a word nerd.

... how do you react to math puns?

Well, if you're gonna do it, might as well do it right.

But come to think of it, Kevin is not wrong.

I wish Kevin would seek better jokes.

Stop, Kevin. Just stop.

More like Misfortune Teller, am I right?

I'm hoping that cow gets its revenge.

Penne for your thoughts?

Don't get hung up on Kevin's wordplay.

Relax, Kevin. You're almost as adorable as the internet's favorite raccoon.

Or don't you carrot all?

"Simple" is an understatement.

That joke is dripping with sarcasm.

I'm sorry for planting the phrase "wiener missles" in your brain.

It's a classic pun from Kevin.

Kevin sets the bar pretty high with his wordplay.