Kevin might not be a people, but I am … and I have no idea how to explain to the aliens what is wrong with us people.

Kevin can't stop gloating about the Bears' wild win over the Packers ... and about his magical potato.

I’m not sure why anybody would take career advice from a bear wearing “I Love My Potato” pajamas, especially when that bear is widely known as a pun-loving goofball.

I can understand that guy's reluctance to experience the performance.

I completely understand needing a wagon full of emotional support potatoes during these stressful times. Keep on rolling, Kevin.

Hmmmm ... I'm suspecting someone was pre-licking those candy canes.

Remembering a time when Kevin was a house bear in great need of Doritos.

Kevin does ... and sometimes he just gives very honest critiques.

The cat will be fine, but he's pissed.

This is a heartwarming meetup. Kevin picked a great day to wear his Pooh pajamas. (Or maybe he wears them every day.)

Even all those Waldos are completely stumped.

Five bucks is a little steep for a chunky potato drink.

Such a kind gesture!

So nice of Kevin to keep the hikers entertained with these brain-teasers!

Kevin put a lot of thought into his Halloween costume, but he doesn’t want anyone else to put a lot of thought into it because he’s in a hurry. Happy Halloween!

This one is so spooky, it might make you lose your sheet.

Shame on you, Kevin.

So nice of Kevin to give this couple a heads-up about these mysterious restaurant food shortages that seem to happen just after he shows up.

Oh, Kevin. That pooch deserved a better pun. That one was WAY TOO ruff.

Stop it, Kevin. Just stop it.