On behalf of this cow, Kevin and the entire Captain Scratchy staff (me), I apologize for this udderly awful pun.

Anybody else feel like sailing away these days?

If I called this a cow-toon or a cow-mic, would it put you in a bad MOOOOOD?

Someone pointed out that I wasn’t making enough cow cartoons and comics. Yes, that someone was a cow, but point taken.

Give the cow another beer or two, and then repeat that question.

Later, the doctor told the cow she'd have to stay in the hospital for the rest of the week, or until the staff ran out of cookies.

I’m calling “Disgusted Cow.” Cows can’t stand being used as on-demand breakfast milk dispensers. So stop doing that.

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