Chuck Ingwersen
Manatee uses a flipper-flapper to deal with a rude seal
Manatees are gentle and compassionate, but don’t you dare call one “wrinkly”, “old” or “sea cow”. If you do, expect a proper smacking. By...
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Jun 30, 2023
- 1 min
Manatee gets a sneak peek at an alternate dimension
Manatee's curiosity is rewarded with free hats! Go on, shark! Poke your head in the portal and get some free hats! Free hats for...
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Jun 26, 2023
- 1 min
Manatee has a problem with its flipper-flappers
Could that dolphin be any weirder? Just the thought of Manatee's slap-happy flipper-flappers gets him excited. Anyway, Manatee shouldn't...
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Apr 23, 2023
- 1 min
Is that a manatee behind you? The answer might surprise you.
The next time you're in the water, try not to think about the possibility that four manatees and one great white shark have formed a line...
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Mar 31, 2023
- 1 min
Manatee wants to be saved
Unlike Mr. Manatee, I'm fascinated by the dolphin's tales. But I do admire Manatee for his sign-making skills.
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Feb 6, 2023
- 1 min
Manatee enjoying vacation in warmer waters
An important reminder: Check your tub at least twice a day to see if it's being used without your permission by a vacationing manatee.
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Dec 24, 2022
- 1 min
Manatee just wants to make someone happy with Christmas socks
Three important takeaways here: 1) Sharks don't want socks for Christmas. 2) Whatever gift you give an octopus, it's never enough. 3)...
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Dec 16, 2022
- 1 min
Manatee is sure no one will notice that speck of blood
Marine scientists have determined that a great white shark can smell blood on a manatee's cheek from many miles away. But I'm sure this...
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Aug 17, 2022
- 1 min
When Hammerhead met Manatee
I really admire the self-confidence of our beloved manatee, although sometimes it's a bit over the top.
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Jul 27, 2022
- 1 min
Shark Week is great, but why is there no Manatee Week?
I'm a fan of Shark Week, but I'd be even more excited for Manatee Week, especially if there's extended footage of a coffee-deprived...
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Jun 20, 2022
- 1 min
Manage your manatee expectations
I think we all knew that the manatee is not boring. I suspect the shark is just jealous and wishes it could be that much of a...
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Jun 14, 2022
- 1 min
Manatee wants to be a shark ... and vice versa
If anyone knows exactly what a manatee does, please notify the shark as soon as possible. But I think "look adorable" might be the...
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Mar 13, 2022
- 1 min
Gray manatee is a scam-manatee
Forget about "The Tinder Swindler" and "Inventing Anna" and "The Dropout." You won't want to miss the 22-part series "ScamManatee!" —...
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Mar 3, 2022
- 1 min
Manatee gets a new look
For those of you who liked the previous version of my main manatee, I sincerely apologize for the update. The fact that my manatee didn't...
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Feb 7, 2022
- 1 min
Manatee takes a break from shark friend
I don't blame the manatee for seeking warmer water and a bottle of wine. Winter can be tough on everyone.
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Jan 19, 2022
- 1 min
Portrait of a Manatee
Five years of art school for the shark? Based on the portrait of the manatee, I would have guessed at least six years.
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Jan 10, 2022
- 1 min
Shark introduces manatee to half brother
Before you start feeling sorry for Gavin (or "Half-Gavin", as he's now called), keep in mind he was teasing the shark about how its gums...
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Dec 10, 2021
- 1 min
The sudden exit of Gavin the manatee
This is Part 2 of a dramatic episode that began with the previous post. For the record, I'm pretty sure Gavin ate the shark's cucumber....
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