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Shark Week is no fun for bears
Hang in there, Kevin. You'll have the spotlight back soon enough.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 221 min read


Return of 'The Guess Who Shark'
The notorious Guess Who Shark is excited about the fact that this Friday (June 20) marks the 50th anniversary of Jaws premiering in...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 181 min read


Bad timing for this shark
Being a great white shark who is trying to lose weight is not always a day at the beach.

Chuck Ingwersen
May 301 min read


This could ruin your beach day
Memorial Day is considered the unofficial start of summer, which means beaches are opening for the season. Normally, that would be cause...

Chuck Ingwersen
May 231 min read


Sharks set the rules for Bite Club
Bob's podcast is mostly the sound of him chewing.

Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 231 min read


Rivalry between great white shark and hammerhead gets ugly
Good to see Manatee providing some comfort to poor hammerhead.

Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 101 min read


Alien abduction plan won't end well
Aliens + shark + manatee = a personal favorite. I beamed this one up from the archives and put a slightly new twist on it.

Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 24, 20241 min read


Shark has a coffee-related alibi
Manatee does not approve of Shark eating people, but Shark has a pretty strong defense in this case.

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 27, 20231 min read


Sometimes you can find sharks in the strangest places
A lost shark is not nearly as awesome as a Sand Shark. The lost guy probably won't be able to provide directions for the lost shark, but...

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 13, 20231 min read


Sharks don't need a menu at this restaurant
It looks like Seal's sons are about to be the restaurant's sole proprietors. They should immediately establish a No Sharks policy.

Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 30, 20231 min read


Jaw-dropping moment for shark on trial
Sharks will always incriminate themselves in court. They just can’t keep those jaws closed. Still, I’m pretty sure a jury of shark peers...

Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 20, 20231 min read


When you know it's not a good day to go to the beach
It's just good horse sense to stay home and play in the tub. But I feel bad for Little Horse. He was really looking forward to a beach day.

Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 2, 20231 min read


Anyone want a selfie with a shark?
I wrapped up Shark Week 2023 on Captain Scratchy's Instagram page with the tale of this desperate shark who clearly has delusions of...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 30, 20231 min read


Celebrating Shark Week in style
Not all sharks celebrate Shark Week in the same way. Some are simply classier than others.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 28, 20231 min read


The shark seems a little perturbed by the lifeguard
Nothing out of the ordinary here. Every beach season features the classic showdown between sharks and lifeguards, and we wouldn't have it...

Chuck Ingwersen
May 31, 20231 min read


Shark and Manatee get very different messages
It's been said that "nobody's perfect", but the mighty manatee is proof that's not true.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 21, 20231 min read


Great white shark reaches personal best before breaking New Year's resolution
Congratulations to Shark for setting a new personal best by going a full week before breaking that New Year's resolution. And it's not...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 11, 20231 min read


Shark has a solid explanation for eating that guy
Snack-cidents will happen, but they seem to happen far too often with that shark.

Chuck Ingwersen
Nov 11, 20221 min read


A guy with three nipples and a shark with many teeth
Those two goofs on the boat need to follow the adage: If you see something, say something. And the "something" I'm referring to is the...

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 28, 20221 min read


Never go out to eat with a shark
It's never a good idea to go out to eat with a shark, but it's especially unwise to let the shark get drunk before dinner is served.

Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 29, 20221 min read
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