You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it look anything but ridiculous. I do applaud the shark for its self-control (for not...

That is some impressive abducting, but I think that alien is gonna need a bigger spaceship. In any case, he's got a lot of probing to do!

The world was waiting for a "shark peeing in the kiddie pool, horrifying a horse and an inebriated beaver" comic. I'm glad I was here to...

I'm starting to miss going to meetings. Especially meetings with paranoid horses.