Note to all horses: If you're looking for a horse doctor who is trained to administer treatment to horses, just say nay to this one.

I've read his screenplay for Meth Horse, and I'm sorry to say it's not very good. That's partly because it's filled with typos as a...

This particular doctor might be a little confused if you tell him that.

At least 30 times a day someone asks me: "How do I know if my horse is defective?" Sadly, it's always the same guy asking me that, and...

Nobody's perfect, so please don't judge these creatures. We'll leave that to the legal system.

I couldn't help myself. I just had to do a sequel to my "Is that a bear behind you?" comic. I posted that one on Instagram on Aug. 25,...

You're battling early-morning grogginess and you just want to sit in your favorite chair, only to find a little horse has staked its...

Shame on those cows for calling the horse that name (even if the name is accurate).

That little horse play, which is titled "A Little Horse Play", is the hottest ticket in town, at least for theater-going little horses...

A horse walks into a bar and sits next to someone he can relate to, and his new drinking buddy never once asks "Why the long face?"

It's nice to see Little Horse lending a sympathetic ear — or, more accurately, two very little sympathetic ears.

Have you ever had a co-worker who drove you crazy by doing something annoying over and over again? Was it a horse? Was it? I bet it was a...

The Ghost of Christmas Past strongly suggested that I post this today. Yes, this particular Ghost of Christmas Past was a ghost horse....

I think we all have learned the hardest of lessons: Never call a horse Sugar Lumps. It's also probably not a good idea to invite a horse...

I was delighted to learn that this oldie of mine recently accumulated more than 250,000 likes on a Facebook humor page. I was less than...

You can lead a horse to wine but it's probably better to lead him to water if he's got an important race in about an hour and his jockey...

A horse walks into a bar looking for a roll in the hay but his intentions are misinterpreted and he has to explain himself and it's all...

I don't mean to be rude, but he does in fact look like he was raised in a barn. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Anyway, it's...

Sure, it seems like a silly question. But everybody's having a little trouble getting into the flow of social interaction these days,...

We at Captain Scratchy do not endorse "getting carried away" with your horse, unless it's under normal circumstances in which the horse...