It's good to know our shark has certain standards: No pants, no breach! But what's up with that frisky dolphin? Sure seems a little...

From time to time we like to check in on our penguin friends, just to chill. Is it just me, or does it seem like every one of their...

Manatee has a legitimate complaint ... and so does Parallel Dimension Manatee. Shark and Dolphin need to take a turn with the portal.

This is your reminder to read clothing labels carefully before making a purchase. That really sucks for the bear. He looked so good in...

It's just good horse sense to stay home and play in the tub. But I feel bad for Little Horse. He was really looking forward to a beach day.

I wrapped up Shark Week 2023 on Captain Scratchy's Instagram page with the tale of this desperate shark who clearly has delusions of...

Not all sharks celebrate Shark Week in the same way. Some are simply classier than others.

It was a solid plan on the shark's part, but it did not earn a seal of approval.

Shark Week 2023 begins with this offering! I considered featuring some other treats that are hell on teeth, including Starburst and Milk...

No! Not Baby Bear! It's painful to witness such loss of innocence in real time.

They can buy as many cat toys as they can afford, but I bet the cat will still play with the chainsaw (much to the dog's dismay).

WHY IS EVERYBODY SHOUTING?!? Maybe it's a ploy to distract readers from how lame this cartoon is. I wanted to draw bears and sharks in...

It is not a great white lie to say that great white sharks are surprisingly good at clever wordplay. You wouldn't think they'd be so...

I don't think that's the kind of medical advice a doctor should be giving, and I'm sure the mole would agree with me.

That's one of the worst possible nightmares for dogs that doesn't involve a trip to the vet, a sneak attack by a horde of cats, or a...

Like so many animals, bears aren't big fans of fireworks. But some bears get REALLY cranky about them.

Manatee's curiosity is rewarded with free hats! Go on, shark! Poke your head in the portal and get some free hats! Free hats for...

Could that dolphin be any weirder? Just the thought of Manatee's slap-happy flipper-flappers gets him excited. Anyway, Manatee shouldn't...

This is an exclusive look at how bears formulate a plan of attack against idiots who taunt bears and other wildlife.

On June 20, 1975, a little movie about a big shark opened in theaters. It was called "Look Out For That Big Shark!" Just kidding. It was...