Here's a Valentine's Day card for you, because Captain Scratchy is all about spreading the love.

I couldn't resist reposting this one from last year. It's a personal favorite.

This is the top dog when it comes to providing emotional support ... and a bold, full-bodied wine.

An important reminder: Check your tub at least twice a day to see if it's being used without your permission by a vacationing manatee.

Happy Groundhog Day, to those who celebrate. I hope your day is going so well that you want to repeat it over and over and over ...

Something just dawned on the worm ... at the crack of dawn.

It's good to have choices. Are you following the advice of the dog or the cat today?

This particular doctor might be a little confused if you tell him that.

If the alien didn't bring a doggy treat, this close encounter probably won't end well.

It's been said that "nobody's perfect", but the mighty manatee is proof that's not true.

Are there any dog lovers out there who can relate to this? Fun Fact: Hallmark (Shoebox Cards) bought the rights to a slightly modified...

Anyone else want to hide in a cardboard box all day ... or at least until it's time to eat?

It's weird that penguins have a built-in bullshit detector, even though most of them have never seen a bull.

When you're hanging out with Zarlok and you get hungry, it's probably best to avoid going to a fancy restaurant. He'll just embarrass you...

The Saga of the Sad Alligator continues in 2023. It's good to see he's a little less sad, partly because of his friendship with Croc, but...

This is not a rare two-toed sloth, it's a common two-word sloth. Yes, sloths are adorable, but the sad fact is they're not very bright....

Being an Elf On a Shelf isn't the joyful job many people think it is. The spy game is a rough business.

Mr. Hiring Guy is about to make a huge mistake if he doesn't look closely at the content of the bear's speech bubble.

Marine scientists have determined that a great white shark can smell blood on a manatee's cheek from many miles away. But I'm sure this...

Nothing against Baby Shark, but I find Baby Manatee adorable and I think there should be a Baby Manatee song that gets stuck in your head...