I have to admit that if I had the money, I'd be interested in all those things.

Yes, Shark Week is a thing over at Captain Scratchy's Instagram home. And, yes, this shark has quite an alibi for some bad behavior.

The fun has begun over on the Captain Scratchy Instagram page. Shark Week cartoons and comics will be in abundance from July 7 through...

July the Fourth be with you ... or something like that.

Sure, it’s fun going on a rampage through the city as a super-sized SharkBear, but the lure of fudge is inescapable.

I'm not sure which one of them is more desperate to get to their destination.

Yes, it was an awful pun, but I don't agree that the seal deserves THAT.

Devour the bear’s soul? Are you sure you don’t want to devour the bear’s Taco Bell, Demon Dog?

This cartoon is so fake. Only two bags of Taco Bell for a full-size bear and a great white shark?!

Summer is here, so you've got to do what you've got to do. Your yak is counting on you.

Patients are in good hands (paws) with Dr. Bear.

I hope all the great dads out there had a Happy Father's Day.

That new cat name is a mouthful. Let’s hope the humans don’t shorten it to Missy.

Just when a group of great white sharks finally gets some relaxing beach time, the lifeguard spots a person in the water, and the...

Platypus, Mole Rat and Tapir don’t get much face time in the Captain Scratchy universe. Manatee, on the other hand (or flipper), is a...

Never fear, Baby Shark! Papa’s got the best “guy” anyone could hope for, and Kevin always delivers.

It might be tempting to get an emotional support manatee, but you’d better have a very big tub.

A dog has only so much patience.

If you plan to go for a walk in the woods, be aware that the “Man or Bear” saga has taken another interesting turn.

I like to celebrate the unofficial start of summer with this old favorite. Wishing everyone a great summer, and hoping your beach days...