Looks like the dog has a solid plan for the day. And the human does too.

I'm guessing the dog is very well-trained and is far too dignified to scoot his along the carpet.

It really is a good idea to get up from the couch at regular intervals. The intervals I choose are Monday from 2:30 pm to 2:45, and...

Look! It's a cartoon about a lazy guy and his exasperated wife! How original! But, seriously, my thanks go out to the cat for attempting...