And to answer the horse's question: Yes, they probably are drunk.

Good to see Manatee providing some comfort to poor hammerhead.

Fun fact: No matter how many times this trio visits this restaurant, they never get the same server twice.

It’s heartwarming to see four of our Captain Scratchy friends gather together for Thanksgiving dinner. That turkey sure is moist, and...

Platypus, Mole Rat and Tapir don’t get much face time in the Captain Scratchy universe. Manatee, on the other hand (or flipper), is a...

It's true. Some sharks are really into wordplay. And eating legs.

Aliens + shark + manatee = a personal favorite. I beamed this one up from the archives and put a slightly new twist on it.

How would you rank your puffy coat? Is it so puffy that you could get hit by a bus and not notice? Have you become one with the...

The selection in Shark’s Little Free Library is predictable, but you can’t deny that’s some good reading! For some strange reason,...

Bear Week wrapped up almost a week ago over on the Captain Scratchy Instagram machine, but Manatee is still singing its praises.

Manatee does not approve of Shark eating people, but Shark has a pretty strong defense in this case.

Are you ready for some football? You probably WERE NOT ready until you saw this cartoon. Sadly, Manatee and Shark’s football season ended...

It's good to know our shark has certain standards: No pants, no breach! But what's up with that frisky dolphin? Sure seems a little...

It is not a great white lie to say that great white sharks are surprisingly good at clever wordplay. You wouldn't think they'd be so...

Manatee needs to calm down. It's only natural for a shark to enjoy a drink that's named after an emergency notification.

My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between...

Please, somebody get the shark a towel. It must be excruciating to be wet all the time, unless you're always as chill as a manatee.

We hadn't checked in on Sad Alligator in a while. Sadly, it seems he's sadder than ever. It doesn't help when Manatee unleashed that...

For those of you who haven't gotten around to watching Jaws just yet, direct your complaints about this spoiler to the hammerhead.

Congratulations to Shark for setting a new personal best by going a full week before breaking that New Year's resolution. And it's not...