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Chuck Ingwersen

A horse walks into a wine bar ...

I've definitely detected notes of sweaty horse in a number of different wines, but I still saddle up and ride it out.

Chuck Ingwersen

Never go out to eat with a shark

It's never a good idea to go out to eat with a shark, but it's especially unwise to let the shark get drunk before dinner is served.

Chuck Ingwersen

A manatee waddles into a restaurant ...

Manatees don't spend much time on land, but when they do, it's for a really good reason.

Chuck Ingwersen

Bears relax and enjoy fine dining

If bears would indulge in fine dining more often, maybe they wouldn't be so cranky and wouldn't keep stealing our picnic baskets and...

Chuck Ingwersen

A shark swims into a restaurant...

This is the first time I've drawn a hammerhead shark, so I hope I got it right. They do wear bow ties, right? Fun Fact: Although they...

Chuck Ingwersen

A horse sits down in a restaurant...

You can lead a horse to wine but it's probably better to lead him to water if he's got an important race in about an hour and his jockey...

Chuck Ingwersen

A night out with a horse

Sure, it seems like a silly question. But everybody's having a little trouble getting into the flow of social interaction these days,...