The bears aren't going to be happy about that news, but maybe the restaurant can soften the blow by offering them a complimentary slice...

Yes, the service is a bit slow, but you hang in there because the food is so good and you want to support sloths in the workforce. Plus,...

I don't mean to be rude, but he does in fact look like he was raised in a barn. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Anyway, it's...